calling it a day , , , well sort of

Roll_With_It_Russ · Post by **Roll_With_It_Russ** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:32 pm

15 years in the US...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... other.html

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:36 am

Most people would think that people who continue to have unprotected sex after learning they are HIV positive should be punished in some way. However, the same people do not feel malice to those who pass the disease on ignorantly. This attitude is criticised because it encourages those who might have contracted the disease to not be tested.

Anyway, I always advise to play safe. Whenever I make love to any of my farmyard animals I always use protection. Those zoonoses transmitted through sexual activity can be very dangerous.

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:07 am

OK now I have seen topics deviate in the past but this is ridiculous!

How do I get his to go from Will's animal sex claims to everyone's thoughts on what I would say was the best Cheltenham Gold Cup I ever watched?

Easy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdHllGQHOOg

At least it is CLEAN!

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:31 pm

Noels Beard wrote:I left them to it because at the time I had bigger fish to fry. I'm not sure I'd be so welcoming now.

Dint you get kicked off a fruit by a yarmouth local and left the money in the bank?

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:53 pm

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:26 am

Is it true that you scratched your nickname on to the LTD in Cambridge services, because 2 years after its release, you've finally been told how to play it?

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:15 am

Chipped or unchipped?

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:16 am

Yeah iv only just been told dreams, You might have all the long words and act all smart but you get kicked off fruits in your own town. I might not suck off ryan for info and get stuff as quick as you but atleast iv got a backbone. fankya

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:04 am

Look, compared to you most of us are going to come across as quite educated, and knowing many 'words'. Even if this was something to be ashamed of, the counter point to this is not that I would be kicked off machines. By putting those two statements together you make them look as if they are linked. It would be the same as me saying "you may be from a shitty coastal town, but you clearly can't spell 'thank you'." Clearly there are a number of people from unsavoury towns that can spell, and so I'm now eliminating that as an excuse on your behalf.

Haven't seen anyone from Yarmouth in some time, and they have only ever been pleasant to me. Seeing as I'm rarely within 100 miles of the place I dare say they've totally forgotten who I am. It seems ironic to hear such bullish statements from you, seeing as you've already incurred some wrath on this board, and not even threatened to exercise a physical response.

I'm not sure if I'm meant to be offended by you suggesting I fellate others for information. I'm a lot longer out of school than yourself by all accounts, and I will for once deserve by snooty reputation and say that name-calling is a bit beneath me.

For whatever reason you feel sour towards me, be it my relative position intellectually or within out work, I suggest lamenting in private before making a fool of yourself on here. There are far bigger men than yourself that will strike me down before you, do yourself a favour and don't even attempt it.

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:38 am

Not wanting to get involved here but... If we done a poll on this board I bet there would be more people wanting to bray you than what people would want to have a chat if you ever met. Do you rub so many people up the wrong way in life when the keyboard is away from you.

Like I say I'm not having a dig or sticking up for anyone. Be nice if you could reply with not so many big words and be polite. Thank you...

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:26 am

Ok. I'll try my best to keep it simple. I consider myself to be quite friendly in person, not many that can attest to that but there are a few. The fact that on this board people find me so divisive, is partly down to my attitude towards this messageboard generally (I think it is a destructive phenomena).

I think if I was forced to contend with the attitudes and arguments of this board in person, I would reply in exactly the same way. However, in reality I'm more likely just to not associate with people that I find disagreeable. For example, I hold you no personal grievance, and if we met I would be perfectly nice. I have indeed roasted you on your inability to use a simple spellcheck, but if we look at your most recent posts...well your spelling is vastly improved. I'm not a fan of how you've started your career, but that is not at all your fault, and we all know who I feel is to blame.

As for this cannonball guy. Well, never met him. Going back to when I lived in Norwich, well he would've had to have been in school. Whatever he has heard about me, we'll it is obviously from someone who I've had to wash my hands of. This is not the sort of career where you can have too many friends.

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:07 pm

I don't tend to care about my punctuation. For starters I'm always on the go, I got a new iPhone upgrading from a blackberry its some diffrence being touch screen etc.

Will I know who you think 'trained' me, iv said time and time again i have met the fella once. And since then i havnt spoke to him. He may keep in touch with other people and do what he wants that's completely up to him. I was 17 when I seen the potential. I was good mates with some one from Blackpool, he asked me if there was many of these machines my way. I searched found a large quantity he come up then didnt go home for some time. These being alien,amazing and red days really. He pissed the wrong people off down here and ended back at home also having court cases etc to attend to. This is where I carried on.

How people get in to the game is unnecessary in my eyes. Because I got in before I should of being under age. But some one older like you or lee (sorry lads lol). You guys are older and seen machines from day one and could experiment to find things and work things out. For me this is impossible as I was a twinkle in my dads eye then, as they say. So because I'm younger and couldn't start any earlier you think that is wrong? Respect to people who have and still do well out of it especially old schoolers as I call them.

Noel's beard what really irritates me you have this image in your head of me (because you dont know me, and what ever you think is right is not, fact)and I don't know we're you have Gettin it from? Or are you just presuming? Iv got a picture in my head of you and it's of the way you have painted yourself. We're as you tar me with the same brush as other people.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:51 pm

so what i cant spell, You are for better educated than me. you was sent to a private school no doubt, But what are you doing? going round pub to pub playing fruit machines same as us all. your no better than anyone. and saying il be in arcades with my missus and kid? you drag that foreign missus or yours elgar or what ever her name is sitting her on keybets for 2 day stints. you can say all you like to me trying to put me down with words but it wont be like that if we met youd do your normal trick and try worm your way out of it.

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:57 pm

Are you seriously threatening me? I am right in thinking you're the same tiny weedy bloke we've seen in the pics?!

feeder22 · Post by **feeder22** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:27 pm

If you're so anti 'internet forums' why do you frequent so much? It's not to judge the competition, it terms of tricks etc it's to belittle people.

You try and say people like titchno1, cannonball89, are the exceptions in this game when if fact they are the masses. It's you that is in the minority in this game and you're kidding yourself if you think anything different.

If you're as successful and so much better than everyone else as you think you are, you most certainly wouldn't be playing fruits.

Smile a little as after all we're all in the same boat. relax, chill out. Interact with people in a more amiable way. Why be so negative all the time? Nothing you do is going to change the way things are..... see past that and you might just surprise yourself.

You've said as much, as for me to believe that if you was confronted by anyone you'd be pleasant enough. So what's the difference between typing pleasantries and speaking them?