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I don't get the humour in these fabricated posts by linesman just always the same old crap really but some people seem entertained. No one actually believes him FFS LOL!!!
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I don't mind reading it tbh. Proper deluded person it is and makes me chuckle
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Ever tried saying "Sir redlinesman" in the mirror 3 times? Don't....
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what?....erm....so you mean that all this redlines stuff might be porkies????
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Hard to believe aint it!
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Don't give a fuck tbh
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Post by feeder22 »

His in the army
He isn't right of course, he just thinks he is.
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JG wrote:I believe him, but then I believe Rob's tales as well. You've got to hand it to RLM, he does answer our questions very convincingly. I wonder who he is?
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Ruler of The World wrote:I have just woken up and watched the inspirational video of Susan Boyle making THAT audition and slapping the entire audience in the face with a big wet fish!

Then I read THIS garbage! Some jumped up prat who YOU FOOLS worship and seem to see as some sort of messiah BECAUSE YOU CANNOT IDENTIFY HIM!

Any fool could make up a load of old tosh about how he's making £X and knows all the tricks no one else knows!

This has got to be the biggest exposure of how dim and daft the general audience on fruit chat is! I will be boycotting this STUPID thread and continuing giving rubbish tips, thanks very much! At least my posts are honest!!!
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JG wrote:I believe him, but then I believe Rob's tales as well. You've got to hand it to RLM, he does answer our questions very convincingly. I wonder who he is?
He has had dozens of questions thrown at him that he has had no answer for. It could be an account used by JG and his clique to create a new face and wind people up, like all this Tiney McFiney nonsense, but I doubt it.

Whoever he is he let a bit too much slip with some of his early posts, in the first few months of 70's. I caught him out on one occasion via pm and he never responded, just tried to make out that someone else had access to his account.

He's harmless enough, respectful and obviously well educated, if he is for real then good luck to him. I rather he posted than wanabee gangster types who run their mouths off and issue pathetic threats over the internet.
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Everyone is entitled to their opinion and I'm happy for people to read or dismiss any posts I make. All my posts are true accounts of my experiences and events that have taken place but I do understand why sometimes people may find them annoying.

I have some interesting accounts to write up on fruitchat but getting time to do so is proving difficult. A few weeks ago The Chief and I were approached by 3 players in a train station, we were just killing time on an older game that I know a bit better than most whilst waiting for the train. Anyway one of the trio approached us whilst I was collecting some money out and he said 'are you dicks players?' The Chief replied 'just scrabble son' and the guy said 'you need to pay to play around here' as his 2 side kicks nodded in approval.

Haven't got time tonight but will try and fit it in at the weekend.

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Post by ob »

Ever the gentleman I'll give you that!!! Oscar is right though JG he sidesteps a lot of questions with general vagueness as above, albeit very articulate and polite!
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Well he would sidestep some questions wouldn't he? If he gives away too much, we'd all be on the latest trick.
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We all are aren't we? :)
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