professional fruit machine player

CrosbyRules · Post by **CrosbyRules** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:35 pm

Whats a good method for a reel good time?

ADESBEE · Post by **ADESBEE** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:17 pm

agree with some these posts when £15 jps was the best era used to make 2 to 300quid a week me self then, the newer £25 quid mcs came in seemed to lose me way a little,still make a profit but at any time u can definatly lose now any one who claims they dont ,even on an odd occasion,would be lying u would have to be so self assertive as to when to leave well alone, know your up and leave there is times when an mc is dead there is nothing u can do about it and it will cane you and thus profit made from anothr mc has evapereated,
and ps I dont have a key anymore, might reinvest in one not sure if I want to get that bad again,

JG · Post by JG » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:49 am

If you were able to give me some locations near or in The Sky Blue City that are easily accessible - i.e Not "The spit and tart" clique pub in some inbred suberb, then I will be of immense use to you in playing Cash Factor/Reel Good Time. Far more useful than my meandering posting I did on this ages ago.

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:53 pm

how much i make is due 2 were i play,norwich is pretty bad so normally 60 a day unless im doin the outskirts,if me and my m8 go away doin the service stations then its a different story,the least ive made in a week was 600 1029 is the most [weird amount i no] but its all good

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:48 am

pickareel wrote:how much i make is due 2 were i play,norwich is pretty bad so normally 60 a day unless im doin the outskirts,if me and my m8 go away doin the service stations then its a different story,the least ive made in a week was 600 1029 is the most [weird amount i no] but its all good

okay then picka, say on average you make £814.50 a week (which is the mean of your weekly stats)

£814.50 x 52 = £42,354

£42,354 is the net salary of a person who is on roughly £68k per annum

now i am not saying i dont believe you but was wondering whether your house has 6 or 7 bedrooms and whether you drive a ferrari or a lambo??

or whether you are exaggerating slightly

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:26 am

i dont do there service stations every week i do them about once a month so y dont u get your facts right before u start pointing your finger

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:41 pm

You say you play proffessionally then?...if thats true then you are doing extremely well. Four of my friends who i regularly go out with are pros and don't make that much. Unless you have some sort of quality MTR info and do regular m/cs with guaranteed income than its hard to make that much. Im not saying its not possible as i have earn't that much a few times, but no-one can say they can earn 800 a week without playing 24/7 and being extremely consistent!

JG · Post by JG » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:25 pm

68K is not enough to buy a decent house. If it's your sole income you won't get a mortgage as on paper your average annual income is diddly squat if you're a fruitie-head blooper scooper. Never mind a ferrari or a lambo, 68K won't get me a one bedroom flat in Hillfields with a knackered Fiesta in the community parking bays.

It's crazy. You want to live away from the smackheads, the crackheads, the headcases, the nut cases and the loony bins. Property prices have escalated so much recently. A serious fruity blooper in 1985 would have squirrel Nutkinned away a house in a couple of years. Anyone cracked the RNG on any of the s16s yet?

That should get me my £800K house with a couple of acres of land for a swimming pool and tennis court. A games room. A nice shot gun and good strong iron gates to keep out the smackheads and their offspring and any liberal twats who try to intrude with their ideas and 'laws'.
£800K house, I'm living in a £5M mansion now. Hah. OK. Wake up.

Lambo my arse. The only people with lambos are sheep farmers (that's a very poor joke btw) and business people who can claim the depreciation back from the tax man oh and err stupid people who like getting into debt due to their obsession with material things. It's all about the image. Fuck off.

Speed bumps? Speed bumps? The road needs filling up, not more blimin' holes and bumps putting into it. Yeah blame the motorists. Fuck 'em. Gets me on the bike as well. Like a good session with the chiropractor. First a couple of ruts then BANG! THUD! over the snoozing copper. Get some suspension on your bike - NO! Fill the roads in, I pay £170 road tax a year, stop vandalising the road with your shitty humps. Twats.

Might as well spend that £10 profit on some of the bulk packs of scampi fries you can get from the cash 'n carry. Nah. Better get a box of 50 ASDA crisps for £2.50 That's 5p a pack. That's ASDA price. Think smart. On 68K you have to be thrifty. 68K is nothing. Gawd knows how anybody who doesn't live their parents can manage on £4/hour or whatever the slave wage is these days. I suppose you just get lots of credit cards and keep declaring yourself bankrupt under various aliases until they get you for fraud or Fat Tony comes around and breaks your legs. Or perhaps you just chill out and stop ranting on and on.

Hell I wish I was where I was know twenty years ago. I'd be a flippin' millwionaire - pronounced 'millwionaire' no it's not a typo don't be so cheeky. Multi millionaire even. Why didn't anyone tell me property was worth investing in back in 1998? Then again I'd no so many more umptiers - so that's cheating really.

Ah yes. I'd have the sticker. My other car's a Ford Fiesta. Very good. actually I'd quite like some sort of tank. You always fit into parking spaces - don't be put off by the sound of crunching metal, broken glass and car alarms. Also people don't cut you up as much and if they do suffer from road rage then let's just say have you ever heard of tankjacking? You have? Well don't do it too often, otherwise my shares in Specsavers will rocket.

Well that's about it. My fruitie earnings pay off my half of the mortgage and a bit more. Gawd only knows how some of you do so well in pubs. I walked in put £2 in a LAB and got a £75 top. Most investment entrepreneurs put millions into LABS and get some Tumour necrosis factor 1 inhibitory anti-cancer drug called TAGA5161GFGAY that fails phase one clinical trials and costs them a lot of money. What's that Noel Edmond's tea cup and incidental piano music banker machine all about? Seems quite random in a funky kind of way. One step beyond the normal Fruit Bell Games? I had a £5.94 repeat that didn't repeat (barely played it much) seems a lot more novel than Take the Piece. Anyone remember On the Piste by ACE? Not been emulated yet.

I have my own tricks and fiddles. I personally can't stand most Reds. £5 Holy Moley. £15 no board. On spin. What?!? What is the inducement to play?

Oh well. Better get enterprising. Fruities and 30k jobs are bread and butter and it could be worse, but hell...come on.....do I have to start my own tennis academy to make the millions?

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:19 am

Wow a bibliography!

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:31 am

Since when has 68k been not enough to get a house and live off! Wake up!

Matt

fruitofthegods · Post by **fruitofthegods** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:51 am

that 68k wont get u a house! try 368k lol

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:32 am

It's easily enough for a mortgage. One of my workmates only earns £17k herself and shes got a house......68k is like £5k a month, who couldn't live off that??

Matt

spa · Post by **spa** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:32 pm

Streakypoos wrote:68K is not enough to buy a decent house. If it's your sole income you won't get a mortgage as on paper your average annual income is diddly squat if you're a fruitie-head blooper scooper. Never mind a ferrari or a lambo, 68K won't get me a one bedroom flat in Hillfields with a knackered Fiesta in the community parking bays.

It's crazy. You want to live away from the smackheads, the crackheads, the headcases, the nut cases and the loony bins. Property prices have escalated so much recently. A serious fruity blooper in 1985 would have squirrel Nutkinned away a house in a couple of years. Anyone cracked the RNG on any of the s16s yet?

That should get me my £800K house with a couple of acres of land for a swimming pool and tennis court. A games room. A nice shot gun and good strong iron gates to keep out the smackheads and their offspring and any liberal twats who try to intrude with their ideas and 'laws'.
£800K house, I'm living in a £5M mansion now. Hah. OK. Wake up.

Lambo my arse. The only people with lambos are sheep farmers (that's a very poor joke btw) and business people who can claim the depreciation back from the tax man oh and err stupid people who like getting into debt due to their obsession with material things. It's all about the image. Fuck off.

Speed bumps? Speed bumps? The road needs filling up, not more blimin' holes and bumps putting into it. Yeah blame the motorists. Fuck 'em. Gets me on the bike as well. Like a good session with the chiropractor. First a couple of ruts then BANG! THUD! over the snoozing copper. Get some suspension on your bike - NO! Fill the roads in, I pay £170 road tax a year, stop vandalising the road with your shitty humps. Twats.

Might as well spend that £10 profit on some of the bulk packs of scampi fries you can get from the cash 'n carry. Nah. Better get a box of 50 ASDA crisps for £2.50 That's 5p a pack. That's ASDA price. Think smart. On 68K you have to be thrifty. 68K is nothing. Gawd knows how anybody who doesn't live their parents can manage on £4/hour or whatever the slave wage is these days. I suppose you just get lots of credit cards and keep declaring yourself bankrupt under various aliases until they get you for fraud or Fat Tony comes around and breaks your legs. Or perhaps you just chill out and stop ranting on and on.

Hell I wish I was where I was know twenty years ago. I'd be a flippin' millwionaire - pronounced 'millwionaire' no it's not a typo don't be so cheeky. Multi millionaire even. Why didn't anyone tell me property was worth investing in back in 1998? Then again I'd no so many more umptiers - so that's cheating really.

Ah yes. I'd have the sticker. My other car's a Ford Fiesta. Very good. actually I'd quite like some sort of tank. You always fit into parking spaces - don't be put off by the sound of crunching metal, broken glass and car alarms. Also people don't cut you up as much and if they do suffer from road rage then let's just say have you ever heard of tankjacking? You have? Well don't do it too often, otherwise my shares in Specsavers will rocket.

Well that's about it. My fruitie earnings pay off my half of the mortgage and a bit more. Gawd only knows how some of you do so well in pubs. I walked in put £2 in a LAB and got a £75 top. Most investment entrepreneurs put millions into LABS and get some Tumour necrosis factor 1 inhibitory anti-cancer drug called TAGA5161GFGAY that fails phase one clinical trials and costs them a lot of money. What's that Noel Edmond's tea cup and incidental piano music banker machine all about? Seems quite random in a funky kind of way. One step beyond the normal Fruit Bell Games? I had a £5.94 repeat that didn't repeat (barely played it much) seems a lot more novel than Take the Piece. Anyone remember On the Piste by ACE? Not been emulated yet.

I have my own tricks and fiddles. I personally can't stand most Reds. £5 Holy Moley. £15 no board. On spin. What?!? What is the inducement to play?

Oh well. Better get enterprising. Fruities and 30k jobs are bread and butter and it could be worse, but hell...come on.....do I have to start my own tennis academy to make the millions?

So you earn 30k and I take it you must make more than 38k from the fruitys each and every year. Thats 68k but not enough, maybe you make 50k a year from the fruitys.

My £65,000 mortgage, £394 every month, £4728 a year, I earn about 33k (self employed bulider, hence the small mortgage

), £28,272 after my payment every month has gone out at the end of each year. Shite, I could easily say there's £10,000 there not really needed (needed but not important, I could take a £10,000 a year pay cut and still survive).

I haven't a clue what i'm up this year, 3k, 4k. Not a clue.

(Longer version of what MattB said really..

)

Some of what you said made me chuckle mind

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:46 pm

Move up to Scotland folks.

House prices are a lot cheaper up here. 68,000 will buy you something reasonably sized in a not too scabby area

... and it's a lot less crowded!

p.s. and the national footie team is better....

p.p.s. stay away from the Buckfast triangle

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:08 pm

Cardinal Richelieu wrote:
p.p.s. stay away from the Bermuda triangle

I would agree with that one. Don't want any disappearances now do we! :P