Apparently, its a crime to drop the jackpot in Sleaford!

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:36 pm

You could'nt make it up.

tommya · Post by **tommya** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:14 pm

Had 4 police cars greet me last yr in Newton abbot. It appeared I was taking more money out of the machine than I was putting in the landlord said, I said to the copper would u be here if I had lost think not. They suggested I didn't go back idiots.

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:08 am

Next time I lose on something, I'm gonna call the police and shop the landlord in.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:30 am

The landlord should be done for wasting police time.

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:22 am

999 Phone Operator: Good evening what's the emergency?
BFK: Yes I'd like to report a serious fraud racket.
999: Go on......
BFK: Well I've been on this Deal Or No Deal Live The Dream for 10 minutes and I'm £200 in without seeing a decent COB and I've not even opened the phones up yet to actually play deal or no deal. I think the machine is defrauding me.
999: It's not the one in the Lion And Lamb is it, just off the B237?
BFK: Well yes it is, did u track that from my phone?
999: No, I done it earlier and got a £70 box from a ripped phone board after. Be at least £300 behind.
BFK: Ah fuck sake! How you know how to play them?
999: Glendale trained me, but don't tell Noels Beard, I've put an APB out for all locations for the rozzers to smash them all!
BFK: You won't get past Sir Linesman's security. It can't be done!
999: I'm afraid Sir Linesman is an undercover special agent. We've acquired his services.
BFK: That no good liar, wait till I tell the chief...
999: I am the chief, the chief inspector!! All units....Go Go Go Go
BFK: U Murray Walker cunt!!
Special Force Grount Officer: We have the fraudster in custody sir.
BFK: But I'm nearly a 3'er in you cunt.
999: Sir Linesman do you copy?
Sir Linesman: Loud and clear.
999: Fresh unit, I repeat fresh unit. Im sending u the GPS coordinates.
Sir Linesman: Good work security team, I'm on my way.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:31 am

Lmfao.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:45 am

i just got delivered 2 new white leather sofa's ,,,,,,,,,,, anyhow carrying em in , i trapped/pinch'd my hand between one of the sofa's and the prize space invaders,,,,,,,,,,,, fucking hurt like a bitch ,,,,,,,, gonna leave a mark for a day or three ,,,,,,,, fucker.

anyhow i rang the glendale accident helpline , ,,,,,,, (their sending out some forms) ,,,,, and said im looking at around £600

tommya · Post by **tommya** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:07 pm

BFK wrote:999 Phone Operator: Good evening what's the emergency?
BFK: Yes I'd like to report a serious fraud racket.
999: Go on......
BFK: Well I've been on this Deal Or No Deal Live The Dream for 10 minutes and I'm £200 in without seeing a decent COB and I've not even opened the phones up yet to actually play deal or no deal. I think the machine is defrauding me.
999: It's not the one in the Lion And Lamb is it, just off the B237?
BFK: Well yes it is, did u track that from my phone?
999: No, I done it earlier and got a £70 box from a ripped phone board after. Be at least £300 behind.
BFK: Ah fuck sake! How you know how to play them?
999: Glendale trained me, but don't tell Noels Beard, I've put an APB out for all locations for the rozzers to smash them all!
BFK: You won't get past Sir Linesman's security. It can't be done!
999: I'm afraid Sir Linesman is an undercover special agent. We've acquired his services.
BFK: That no good liar, wait till I tell the chief...
999: I am the chief, the chief inspector!! All units....Go Go Go Go
BFK: U Murray Walker cunt!!
Special Force Grount Officer: We have the fraudster in custody sir.
BFK: But I'm nearly a 3'er in you cunt.
999: Sir Linesman do you copy?
Sir Linesman: Loud and clear.
999: Fresh unit, I repeat fresh unit. Im sending u the GPS coordinates.
Sir Linesman: Good work security team, I'm on my way.

Brilliant

johncluedo · Post by **johncluedo** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:01 pm

BFK wrote:999 Phone Operator: Good evening what's the emergency?
BFK: Yes I'd like to report a serious fraud racket.
999: Go on......
BFK: Well I've been on this Deal Or No Deal Live The Dream for 10 minutes and I'm £200 in without seeing a decent COB and I've not even opened the phones up yet to actually play deal or no deal. I think the machine is defrauding me.
999: It's not the one in the Lion And Lamb is it, just off the B237?
BFK: Well yes it is, did u track that from my phone?
999: No, I done it earlier and got a £70 box from a ripped phone board after. Be at least £300 behind.
BFK: Ah fuck sake! How you know how to play them?
999: Glendale trained me, but don't tell Noels Beard, I've put an APB out for all locations for the rozzers to smash them all!
BFK: You won't get past Sir Linesman's security. It can't be done!
999: I'm afraid Sir Linesman is an undercover special agent. We've acquired his services.
BFK: That no good liar, wait till I tell the chief...
999: I am the chief, the chief inspector!! All units....Go Go Go Go
BFK: U Murray Walker cunt!!
Special Force Grount Officer: We have the fraudster in custody sir.
BFK: But I'm nearly a 3'er in you cunt.
999: Sir Linesman do you copy?
Sir Linesman: Loud and clear.
999: Fresh unit, I repeat fresh unit. Im sending u the GPS coordinates.
Sir Linesman: Good work security team, I'm on my way.

This is the best post ever!!!
HILARIOUS!!