Sir Linesman

redlinesman · Post by **redlinesman** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:13 am

Many fruitchatters now refer to me as 'Sir Linesman'

I appreciate this 'fruithood' instilled on me and want to make it clear that I'm always here for any member who requires any form of life coaching, advice on security surveillance issues or just wants to chat about life in general. I believe we are part of something special as human beings on this earth, and even though it is a competiitive world we should respect and show dignity to others.

Regards, Sir Linesman

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:16 am

Its nice to know your there, Sir Linesman i salute you.

redlinesman · Post by **redlinesman** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:18 am

Cheers Scott, if you need any advice about life, I'm sure myself or the Chief will be able to help.

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:22 am

I believe Kurt Cobain once wrote a song called 'I hate myself and I want to die' although it never made any of their albums.

Can I ask you sir Linesman, did u ever post on any Nirvana forums?

redlinesman · Post by **redlinesman** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:03 am

Nirvana were at the height of the grunge scene that centred around Seattle in the early to mid 90s. It was a time when there was also many indie British bands that came along with their sounds appealing to a mainstream audience. I did enjoy some of this music but have never posted on Nirvana forums or similar.

Hope you are well and wishing you a profitable and happy Spring BFK.

Regards, Sir Linesman

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:18 am

How are you on here at 1am, up at 4am running the marathon and out at 6am doing fruits sir linesman? How and why do you bother booking hotels with all this movement?

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:53 am

Arise sir linesman

redlinesman · Post by **redlinesman** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:12 am

Thank you betchrider, you've beaten me to it today. Haven't stayed in any hotels yet this week Glendale. Heading out for a 7 day run tomorrow though.

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:37 am

May the fruits be with you.

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:09 am

A bit late getting up RLM?
I would have thought you'd be in London emptying them instead of lying around.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:29 am

redlinesman wrote: Heading out for a 7 day run tomorrow though.

Some people take these Ironman challenges too seriously.

Best of uck, Lord Linesman of Bellfruitia.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:55 am

sir linesman.

what is your name ?

what is your quest ?

what is the air speed velocity of a swallow carrying coconuts ?

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:05 pm

Sir linesman lend is a score

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:54 pm

Is he?