Dealing with locals

anfield road · Post by **anfield road** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:04 pm

IT IS UNREAL THE FIRE THESE DAYS

xhopz · Post by **xhopz** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:55 pm

you forgot magnets mate, the type that can pull plastic towards them.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:09 pm

Just today i was told about a 'dump key' by a landlord, when i enquired as to what one was i was told 'it was a key you put in that dumps the hopper' i want to remain in this pub, and putting him right on his load of bollocks he was coming out with would have not done me any favours.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:48 pm

Fruit machines always attract the trouble makers

CraigDag · Post by **CraigDag** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:46 am

Ha, heard the hopper dump key a few times.

All the old boys like to stick with the magnet accusation.

anfield road · Post by **anfield road** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:03 am

Get on this then....

Pub in the middle of the hills, Rob da bank (p1) costs £7 for a shuffle then £40 for a second left it with good profit.

Went back, got it off £20 the guy ran over, I got me money out then he turned it off. He then proceeded to tell me that theres an app on the Iphone which is 59p, its called Fruit machine cheats.

You download it then go on the app and you get jackpot instantly, he said it works on every fruit machine in the country!!

I told him thats complete bullshit plus I had a blackberry at the time?! Then he said well I know you got an Iphone down your pants or somewhere!? so I just left thinking what a tool.... no arguing with him

kong · Post by **kong** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:08 am

anfield road wrote: You download it then go on the app and you get jackpot instantly, he said

Thats amazing! I hope they do a Blackberry version soon.

You should have asked him why he's not out there himself if its that easy??

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:08 am

anfield road wrote:Get on this then....

Pub in the middle of the hills, Rob da bank (p1) costs £7 for a shuffle then £40 for a second left it with good profit.

Went back, got it off £20 the guy ran over, I got me money out then he turned it off. He then proceeded to tell me that theres an app on the Iphone which is 59p, its called Fruit machine cheats.

You download it then go on the app and you get jackpot instantly, he said it works on every fruit machine in the country!!

I told him thats complete bullshit plus I had a blackberry at the time?! Then he said well I know you got an Iphone down your pants or somewhere!? so I just left thinking what a tool.... no arguing with him

Yeah there is an app for fruit machine cheats I think. I've been doing the donkey kong empty for a wile now.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:45 am

Barcrest are fire as fuck with there stupid tamper errors

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:09 pm

What's ur new avatar Jack?

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:11 pm

must be a lucky lep in attract mode.....they dont give boards where they all come down

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:25 pm

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:39 pm

Ur famous lee, everytime we play a mega and land on question mark and it gives that thing that makes ur number ladder go down it's now know as trayhop as opposed to..........

They sound the same!!

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:50 pm

LOL!!! Trail Drop123!!!

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:07 pm

it boost up for trayhop instead of down lol thats his secret