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General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
Oddfeet63
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Post by Oddfeet63 »

Der you needed activate bank it!
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deano8177
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Post by deano8177 »

What r u doing this Tuesday?

We've got a frying pan, milk & water, flour n eggs.... all we need is a tosser !?
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Post by GaryChandler »

Definetely shouldn't be taking as long as people are saying it is!
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Post by pickareel »

rare to be on one for more than an hour
i got more routes than loreal
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Post by feeder22 »

Thumper wrote:
feeder22 wrote:Some one never got the full story then? Letting every bonus go for the swap Haha 1hour = hopper. to be fair had a fair few floaters now and 1 banker. Had switch off police called on one but was 280ish out anyways. Devon lots had a field day, alan davies has just lost his spoons contract so the fucker aint chipping them, 350 daily, que for doors mind.
er.. 15mins = hopper
Fuck me chris you was fast and you did all that without moving your mouth,
He isn't right of course, he just thinks he is.
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Post by pickareel »

ill give chris his do's he worked out the quickest way by far......it's kesh by the way :D
i got more routes than loreal
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Post by CraigDag »

There is a clear difference between a life board and a non life board.
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Post by Stevie S »

maverick69 wrote:i got it explained really badly, from what i got i managed to work it out myself tbh, this was a week or so ago, i couldnt find the cunts tho lol just my luck
I found one in the whole of my area which covers about 50 pubs! Fucking 1! Yes, 1! Even worse news, the 1 I found fucked me for 40 quid. Yes, the 1 I found fucked me for 40 quid. I should have just remained retired from the business lol. YES, FUCKING ONE!!!!
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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Post by Stevie S »

If it could go wrong, it went wrong George! 30 quid down on petrol, 40 quid down on the machine, back on prozac for the anxiety, bird thinks I am a loser, had a fight with some tosser in one of the car parks because he claimed I cut him up. The last thing on my mind now is an extra life..... I am more interested in how I can lose one! :lol:
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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Post by Stevie S »

If life carries on like this for me George, I might slip you a pm and ask you to delete the " I have quit smoking" thread for me on the quiet! :lol:
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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Post by Stevie S »

Hey MOG, if you wanna throw the boot in you should strike while the irons hot mate! :|
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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Post by Oddfeet63 »

The midlands all had the worst way
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Post by Stevie S »

Thanks George. :wink: This quote also keeps me going........Don't let the bastards grind you down. 8)
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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Post by Thumper »

You dont go for swap number - thats the quick way.
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Post by gambogaz1 »

JG wrote:what is this super quick way then? Life board = won't gamble to skill?
God knows.
Life board, gamble spin. lose life have a free gamble on bellfruit.
betchrider wrote:You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
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