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Master of Games
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by Master of Games Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:04 pm
Redlinesman = John32 FACT
To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish.
Stevie S
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by Stevie S Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:07 pm
Made a £1500 raise this morning MOG! Took the week off work to hammer the emptier! Lovely, lovely. I am off now, going to snoop out some more locations so I can have an even bigger raise tomorrow!
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
Master of Games
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by Master of Games Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:07 pm
Actually, no one cares, so ignore this thread. I'm getting slaughtered as it is.
To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish.
Stevie S
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by Stevie S Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:09 pm
I can't walk for all the pound coins pulling my kecks down!
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
Master of Games
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by Master of Games Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:10 pm
Wonderful. Enjoy it while it DOESN'T last.
To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish.
Stevie S
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by Stevie S Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:11 pm
I have found another one!!
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
Master of Games
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by Master of Games Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:15 pm
In your house? Computer? Phone? I couldn't give a toss, if I wanted to listen to an arsehole, I'd fart.
To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish.
gambogaz1
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by gambogaz1 Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:22 pm
Master of Games wrote: if I wanted to listen to an arsehole, I'd fart.
Sorry but that just did make me
That's 1 for the memory bank.
betchrider wrote: You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
Stevie S
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by Stevie S Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:30 pm
gambogaz1 wrote: Master of Games wrote: if I wanted to listen to an arsehole, I'd fart.
Sorry but that just did make me
That's 1 for the memory bank.
Me too!
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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by mr lugsy Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:44 pm
Yes ,funniest line I've read in quite a while.
jeffvickers
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by jeffvickers Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:57 pm
Collecters taking huge in the £1 trays tho.
Master of Games
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by Master of Games Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:03 pm
Oh here we go...
To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish.
jeffvickers
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by jeffvickers Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:42 pm
Has silentg got wind of it yet?
Master of Games
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by Master of Games Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:56 pm
He won't even get 2p for it.
To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish.
Stevie S
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by Stevie S Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:10 pm
jeffvickers wrote: Has silentg got wind of it yet?
You're one of the shiftiest fuckers I have ever had the misfortune to meet Vickers!
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
Sorry but that just did make me 
