A New Emptier for 2011

john32 · Post by **john32** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:24 pm

I would like to know of any new emptiers for 2011,
It has been a long time since the last emptier, as my float is so small, it would be nice for some of you clever posteres to post a brand new emptier for me as im destperate.

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:27 pm

john32 wrote: as im destperate.

You Sound destperate too. Times ain't that bad

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:11 pm

I'll sell you one for 1,000,000 ughandan dollars.

psxcity · Post by **psxcity** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:05 pm

i always found this to work well

redlinesman · Post by **redlinesman** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:22 am

You need to take a certain win (not jackpot), on a IM board, at a cetrain time, on a certain machine. Does that help?

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:42 pm

redlinesman · Post by **redlinesman** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:28 pm

New emptier is......smear a weatherspoons pub fruit machine in treacle and honey. When any coins are dropped by punters playing the bandit, they will stick to the machine. Go back the next day and collect your winnings before re-smearing, go back the next day and so on.

john32 · Post by **john32** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:43 pm

Another emptier for 2011 is to find an old sock that you have not worn in years, go to your local pub in the morning push the old sock up the fruit machine, don't forget to go back to the pub last thing at night, pull the sock out & you will have plenty of coins for your next days float.
P.s don't forget your old sock, so the evidence will be gone.
Good luck fruit chat posterers.

Northern Monkey · Post by **Northern Monkey** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:56 pm

Someone had done this in the Spoons at Bank recently

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:18 pm

john32 wrote:Another emptier for 2011 is to find an old sock that you have not worn in years, go to your local pub in the morning push the old sock up the fruit machine, don't forget to go back to the pub last thing at night, pull the sock out & you will have plenty of coins for your next days float.
P.s don't forget your old sock, so the evidence will be gone.
Good luck fruit chat posterers.

A load of bog roll works as well. If the old bill apprehend you, you don't have to explain a suitcase full of socks.

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:19 pm

Mini cheddars....

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:25 pm

Coin slot, for blockage.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:58 pm

newport bogroll

todington-down

watford crap

shaftwell valley

,,,,,,,,, keep em coming

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:19 am

Redlinesman's security team will be fuming. The toilet roll method is his top earner.

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:48 am

It is a cushelle earner from what I've been told...

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