Presents!

General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
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Presents!

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Silent g and fruitypie! A flat together!
Kesh! A button breaking kit!
Gary chandler! Some new clothes from dave!
Bfk! A week in the vineyards
Trayhop! Every superhero dvd!
Logopolis! A sat nav so he can get out of ipswich!
Hope you all like them!
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I still fail to see how braking buttons benefits anyone?
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By the way i got you a pair of socks!:-))
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I'd love that, but I'm stuck on the top bunk bed at my parents in the spare room. Everybody is up opening their presents and I'm stuck in here, I can't use the steps down because I have gout thru my constant alcohol abuse.

I hope I can make it down for the new year.

Anyone go slotting last night? I went out in my extra strength grippy waterproof slippers around my local area in the hope of a festive raise, but I got distracted in the first pub by a couple of fine young ladies standing at the bar. I'm guessing one was in her 50's the other(my personal favourite) creeping towards the low 60's. But what a robert dazzler she was.

I 'accidentally' squeezed between the two to order my drinks and I noticed she had a large glass of Chateau Neuf De Pape(also a favourite tipple of mine) I melted on the spot. Could she be the one?

I had to make a move but before I could unleash a BFK lyrical attack some old bloke snuck in and made a play for her. It turned out she was ready, he pushed the right buttons I'm afraid to say, I slumped away defeated and onto the machine. I got a nice quick raise of about £40 but I left sad and lonely. Another brief bit of hesitation cost me dearly.

Someone bring me a present to open on my top bunk please, I am wrapped up in an Ipswich Town duvet cover tho.

Merry Christmas every one. I'll bring you an update later in the day when hopefully somebody will have bought my dinner in.

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I'd get a lot of people on here lie detctors.
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alarm clocks

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Id buy a lot of people alarm clocks so at least you have half. a chance of beating us to the pubs ,,
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Post by silent g »

i got a ps3 slim and a new xbox 360,
i wanted sox and boxers but never got them :/
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure :)
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Re: alarm clocks

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luckyleps84 wrote:Id buy a lot of people alarm clocks so at least you have half. a chance of beating us to the pubs ,,
it's all about being in the right place at the right time, it ain't always you got to be there for doors.

If you get me a alarm clock, I might get you a drink in the next pub I see you, as you never seem to purchase 1 for yourself.
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Can we all just play nice for this one day please? :)
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Post by pickareel »

can't say i brake that many buttons,id buy myself a sledgehammer so i could smash luckyleps theiving pykie face up
i got more routes than loreal
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Merry christmas kesh! Hopefully we will both do well again next year! It was just a wind up present list!
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lol

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Is that what u use to break the buttons
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no,its what im going to use on your face you clueless theif
i got more routes than loreal
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,

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So what have I apparently stole Mr know it. All .. fuck all that's what ,, I'm trusted by enough decent players in the game that can vouch for that
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Post by pickareel »

:roll: yea right
i got more routes than loreal
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