Retyrement!

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

I tend not to eat during the day. It makes me tired!

Especially if you go into a pub from the cold with a blazing log fire, then have a substantial meal. I just wanna do like a cat does and curl up in front of the fire! Would look a bit silly though!

[mr lugsy]

spoons use powdered mash ,which is an effin joke.

their sausages are listed as award winning on their menu's.


can anybody enlighten me as to what award those sausages were bestowed with???????????

[Matt Vinyl]

Aldi Sausages.

They may have award winning sausages, but what they fail to mention, is that the award they won was offered in the 'Most Gristle Per Pound' round.

[mr lugsy]

thanks for both of those award explanations guys.

i was beginning to think it was a commendation for the most cunningly disguised faecal matter.

[Matt Vinyl]

I ate in a place once that had four Michelin stars...







...I was Tyred...


JG edit: I wheely hope this tread isn't going dunlopsided into another string of puns.

[trayhop123]

i hope it doesn't either ,,,,,,so kwik , fit yourselves with some restraints and resist the pressure to contribute universally to this childish behaviour ,, it really drives me round the bend when this happens ,,,,, so just jack it in , or as a mod i'll clamp this thread

sorry about my puncture,,,,, ation







seriously , i just read that back ,,,,,,,, this has to be a new low, i'll defo get my cloak :P

[Martal~Wombat]

lol, this topic has drifted slightly?

[sir ratholer]

I crossed over the dartford bridge(to)stone once to play the welsh tavern, and to eat a steak and ale pie-relli.

Now that is awful.

[sir ratholer]

Jg, I must admit I laughed at that.

Having said that, I feel this thread is getting a bit flat. Tread carefully!