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wot player fits this discription

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Tall and well built, dark skinned, devilishly good looking dashing gentleman playing the Fame de la Hall in the Service de Toddington on the Motorway non quatre, non trois, non deux, mais un, sur le motorway de un. Although being staunchly heterosexual, I had to check my man parts for a second time, could it be a stirring?
Pffft thank God no, but it was a close call, who was this debonair beauty? this highly skilled box reading cherry phoning adonis? This visage of section thirty four amusement with prizes manipulation beauty?
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I wouldn't like to say, but I have seen someone of that description in the Houvenefenenapenetry area playing The Stakes and Prizes in a certain leisure facility, that I myself like to stop at to admire the darkness of the notechanger on a certain machine in a burnt sounding long place on a certain A road with consecutive...ok you get the picture. I must admit, I was curious as to whether there was a stirring in my trousers. It's unavoidable, someone as radiant as that dazzlingly good looking player causing the local playing population to swoon all over the place. As a staunch heterosexual, I'd like to put the record straight that the stirring was probably due to mild tectonic plate activity on the Florida-Cuba fault line.
Bloody good looking sod though I'll say.
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Are you sure it wasn't Tony from Oxford?
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On second thoughts, after passing through Hoofenventuntry to play an unchipped RR and some lo-tech shite that I am so fond of, I did detect a tall, musuclar, extremely dashingly good looking gentleman. I then later saw him in Leciecexesecutor coming away from some white vertical things near a stronghold.
I asked him of his name and he said just two letters that are phonetically quite similar. As a staunch heterophobe I was tempted to take things further, but my man bag got completely in the way, so I let temptation slide. Also I'm not sure he was 100% interested, "STAY SHy! stay shy! SHYNESS!" he bellowed, although God only knows why.
As for the button quandry. I would erect a compact cardboard box over the top of the button and seal it to the unit with masking tape. Also put a message on the top "Shaun, please stop changing to 30p and emptying this dial. Cheeers, JG"
As a staunch heterophobe, I'd also like to point out that Matteo is hot!


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Post by trayhop123 »

ah the joys of mod manipulation :P



if anyone did get to read this in its un-jiggery pokery untouched sans george edit ,,,,,,,, it would of been most defo shaun from notts


i like the george edit more though ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

although strictly not my persuasion ,,,,,,,,,, i can wholeheartedly agree what a dashing figure of a man that fellow from hoventrytry is

any luck in the ferryport pub lately m8 ,,,,,,,, on the aforementioned ???
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I have obtained a new man bag. This one has a Mecca and gala list built in. Also has plenty of room for any loose change.

I'm thinking of a new pair of trainers JG. Can you swing by and take me to the nearest services for disposal of current fits.

For once there was some fabulous prizes to giveaway.
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sake lol anyone else want a go on my account
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u daft cunt
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daft cunt?no that really and truely 100% is you,causing arguements on here then having the gaul to inbox me asking what im playing,its fucking pricks like you who spread info for the sake of spreading it.
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inboxed me about plugging donds when it takes 70 away lol
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thecannonball89 wrote:inboxed me about plugging donds when it takes 70 away lol
You'd be doing a lot of plugging then! :P
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^---Sorry, but I did have to laugh at that!!! :) :lol:
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lol i have plugged them before, dials mainly.
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Re: wot player fits this discription

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maverick69 wrote:Tall and well built, dark skinned, devilishly good looking dashing gentleman playing the Fame de la Hall in the Service de Toddington on the Motorway non quatre, non trois, non deux, mais un, sur le motorway de un. Although being staunchly heterosexual, I had to check my man parts for a second time, could it be a stirring?
Pffft thank God no, but it was a close call, who was this debonair beauty? this highly skilled box reading cherry phoning adonis? This visage of section thirty four amusement with prizes manipulation beauty?
a total twat ?
pompey are in league one ha ha ha
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The change machine near the toilets literally had 10p left in it. Someone keeps beating me to it :(
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