the PUKE PUB

General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
Locked
User avatar
harry2
Senior Member
Posts: 5155
Joined: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:34 pm
Location: The Royal County

Post by harry2 »

or the old fruit flies !!!
Roulette free since December 2011.
Top
User avatar
clarkey1984
Senior Member
Posts: 633
Joined: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:49 pm

Post by clarkey1984 »

harry2 wrote:Especially when one fuckwit barman connected a John Smiths keg to the Fosters line.
Never done that, but did wonder a few month ago why the stella was coming out so heady you could bung a flake in it no matter how i tilted the glass, looked like bloody double cream lol, i had been and adjusted the gas pressure in the cellar which didnt really help, turned out that someone had muddled up the pump tips that day, no wonder the bass bitter was also coming out as flat as a pancake, the bass had only been put on that day and i didnt connect the 2 things coz i didnt know it was supposed to be smooth, just thought it was the original bitter.

I have no idea who did that... :o ops:
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
:lol:
Top
Drpepper
Senior Member
Posts: 1389
Joined: Sun May 01, 2005 12:16 am
Location: North East coast

Post by Drpepper »

haha i remember a few years ago nearly blowing a hole in the ceiling changing the gas and thinking that a really stiff gas bottle was shut, when infact it was just jammed half open... i think i actually shat myself.
Top
Spyder
Senior Member
Posts: 3130
Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:42 pm

Post by Spyder »

Drpepper wrote:haha i remember a few years ago nearly blowing a hole in the ceiling changing the gas and thinking that a really stiff gas bottle was shut, when infact it was just jammed half open... i think i actually shat myself.
i know someone who stood with their head above this situation and ko'ed themselves
Top
ChrisBrighton
Senior Member
Posts: 190
Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:43 pm
Location: South East
Contact:
Contact ChrisBrighton

Post by ChrisBrighton »

jeffvickers wrote:If its a grotty bar, my drink comes out of a bottle
The best way.
Top
User avatar
Nixxy
Senior Member
Posts: 2624
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:52 am
Location: London

Post by Nixxy »

It's amazing how often an eggy beer gets served, given that it should never happen at all and that the barman must SURELY be able to smell it while hes pouring it ...
This machine may at times offer a choice where the player has every chance of bankruptcy
Top
skinner
Senior Member
Posts: 224
Joined: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:12 pm
Location: Bury st edmunds

Post by skinner »

gambogaz1 wrote:Yeah I much prefer paying £3 odd for a bottle in a skanky pub, after all it's only a bit of dried rat piss on the neck from storage :P
Paid only £1-75 for a bottle of becks in a boozer today,thats 1990s prices,made up for the cluedo being dead!
Top
User avatar
sir ratholer
Senior Member
Posts: 1803
Joined: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:00 am
Location: Anywhere in the south east

Re: the PUKE PUB

Post by sir ratholer »

TINYMcFINEY wrote:Back in 2000 when Myself, Glendale & Skinner were going to kent on a regular basis we used to go in this pub( just on the way in to gillingham from chatham r/h side) talk about draw short straws to see who goes in. It absolutely stunk of SICK and RANCID POO and DIRTY CHEESE and SMELLY KNICKERS and EGGY FARTS and STINKY BLOOPS, i think the pipes may of needed flushing through. anyone else experience anything like this?? Just to earn that elusive pound..
Boatswain and Call - closed down now, see fire pubs thread.

He isn't lying though, it did fucking stink!
Bored of the grind.
Top
Locked

Return to “General”