rogue publicans
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sir ratholer
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- Joined: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:00 am
- Location: Anywhere in the south east
hi there whats your opening times please?
how much for a j20 and half a coke?
theres four of us coming in you wont miss us all baseball caps and tracky bottoms
just half a coke and a bottle of j20, the other 2 are just gonna watch us play the fruit machines
its ok if you have a "power cut" i'll bring my genorator
how much for a j20 and half a coke?
theres four of us coming in you wont miss us all baseball caps and tracky bottoms
just half a coke and a bottle of j20, the other 2 are just gonna watch us play the fruit machines
its ok if you have a "power cut" i'll bring my genorator
perhaps we can help each other both sides of the site so that we can make other players aware of dodgy landlords. A landlord who bans a fruity player for winning is likely to ban an swp player and vice-versa.
If we try a two pronged approach we will make their twice as miserable!
result of my latest mission to a pub that seems to ban for no reason other than greed!
re Nils Satis post 01/June
OPERATION CRITERION
1pm : Took up observational duties in the Crosses Corner opposite as well as playing games warehouse.
1-2.15 : Walked around Windsor playing few machines in case the scumbag phoned up others to spread untrue tales.
2.15 breached defences going into pub and ordering diet coke, onto Open machine without landlord in sight.Noticed person sitting nxt to machine on mobile in the process of transferring over his car insurance to another insurer.
2.20 when answered question where do you live he answered 'in the flat above pub as I am the landlord' . Cue jaws type music.Made a decision to extract as much as I could in minimum time .
2.45 Landlord still on phone.Pressed collect and the noise of the coins sounded like a jet taking off.The person on the other end must have asked him what the hell the noise was.He replied 'I dont believe it somebody has just scammed MY machine! Amazing how he knew this as he had his back to me throughout the time I played.
2.50 waited for him to get off the phone so that I could tell him that I did it for my pal Nil Satis and that he should expect further visits from a baying horde of fruit machine chatters,but he wouldnt get off the phone.
The moral of the story is changing your insurance company doesnt always save you money!
FRUIT MACHINE CHAT 1 UNSCRUPULOUS LANDLORD 0
If we try a two pronged approach we will make their twice as miserable!
result of my latest mission to a pub that seems to ban for no reason other than greed!
re Nils Satis post 01/June
OPERATION CRITERION
1pm : Took up observational duties in the Crosses Corner opposite as well as playing games warehouse.
1-2.15 : Walked around Windsor playing few machines in case the scumbag phoned up others to spread untrue tales.
2.15 breached defences going into pub and ordering diet coke, onto Open machine without landlord in sight.Noticed person sitting nxt to machine on mobile in the process of transferring over his car insurance to another insurer.
2.20 when answered question where do you live he answered 'in the flat above pub as I am the landlord' . Cue jaws type music.Made a decision to extract as much as I could in minimum time .
2.45 Landlord still on phone.Pressed collect and the noise of the coins sounded like a jet taking off.The person on the other end must have asked him what the hell the noise was.He replied 'I dont believe it somebody has just scammed MY machine! Amazing how he knew this as he had his back to me throughout the time I played.
2.50 waited for him to get off the phone so that I could tell him that I did it for my pal Nil Satis and that he should expect further visits from a baying horde of fruit machine chatters,but he wouldnt get off the phone.
The moral of the story is changing your insurance company doesnt always save you money!
FRUIT MACHINE CHAT 1 UNSCRUPULOUS LANDLORD 0
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clarkey1984
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- Joined: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:49 pm
/wipes tear from eyedeano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
That was fucking hilarious!
I am going to put that as my signature now, it made me laugh that hard!
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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if you owned a pub, given what you all know, wouldn't you be banning people left, right and centre?
and what is with the diet cokes? no single bloke has ever bought a diet coke for himself in a pub, unless he's there to kill a machine. youd be less suspicious not buying anything.
I would ban any stranger who came in and emptied the fuckers. and so would you, just admit it
and what is with the diet cokes? no single bloke has ever bought a diet coke for himself in a pub, unless he's there to kill a machine. youd be less suspicious not buying anything.
I would ban any stranger who came in and emptied the fuckers. and so would you, just admit it
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betchrider
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- Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:01 pm