I like your way of thinking. I need to work on my paunch and my one and only pair of Bermuda shorts shrunk in the wash when I was 9. So they're probably extremely tight.
I have a passport, that's not a problem.
But I need a boarding pass, but don't particularly want to pay £1 to fly with Ryanair to some unexciting Italian Port such as Trieste.
Apologies to citizens of Trieste if you're reading, your city may be very exciting and just like Liverpool, full of Italian Scousers saying things like "Luigi....where's my perm gone?" except in Italian of course.
I've never been there, just looked up some pictures on Google Poogle and it looked greyer than John Major on a drizzly November morning.
Of course I say £1, it's actually £21 because I'm paying with that ultra rare form of electronic funds transfer, namely.....dah dah daaaa.........Visa Debit
So that £20 extra fee is fully justified 'cos that's why I have to pay an extra £20 for my jeans every time I shop at ASDA and pay the £3 on my Visa Debit card.
Then there's the £40 anti-kneecap leg room allowance fee, the £20 for allowing me to breathe in flight, £50 for a flight where the air hostesses have waxed their legs (non optional transfer to hairy hostess flight), £100 per arm (offical budget airlines airport arm tax) and £300 to secure a seat that isn't infront of a child sitting next to a doctor testing his leg kicking reflex. Worth every penny, but a
TAD
expensive for £30 of value from a DAN.
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