Blackpool - yes another Blackpool post
Really dont know lol Went for a stag do and to Syndicate nightclub so woke up with the hangover from hell and the mingers were at the pub for 11am. Decided i would find a place to chill so played the slots just to past the time. Old times came back on duff with still stop 12 add again button in out then higher of 12 nudges for 16 n jp lol Stopped the chavs looking and even more with holding red reels on choose a win for lines n roll out the barrel. Was a £25 jp too which i have only see 3 ofplaywithrob wrote:is that called slots of fun or something?? Last time I went in there it had a tuppeny crackere4ans wrote:Found a nice little arcade there once, did duff beer guide but then had some memories playing 5p Dracula and Squids in. Grew up on the later 2![]()
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i love seaside arcades and there chav 12year old blazing squad sharks ,
they may as well walk up to you and say " good afternoon , my names dj jazzy mc chav , and i will be your shark for the duration of your stay,,,,,,, kindly deposit 3quid in that 5quidder without getting a board , ,,,,,, then i is going to jump on it , with a few ten's and orgasm when i getz a board off 30p and makes meself a quid ,,,,,, safe respec , hear me now , mercd ,,,,,,,,, giz a fag m8 , yeah safe bruv , wanna buy some fake burbryyys
best idea is to tease em by walking up to a machine and almost put your money in ,,,,, then dont , to get their hopes up, or follow them lol ........ or if you want to make em really jealous ,,,,, pull out TWENTY fags ,,,,,,,,,, or a ten pound note ,,,,,, they have never seen neither lol
they may as well walk up to you and say " good afternoon , my names dj jazzy mc chav , and i will be your shark for the duration of your stay,,,,,,, kindly deposit 3quid in that 5quidder without getting a board , ,,,,,, then i is going to jump on it , with a few ten's and orgasm when i getz a board off 30p and makes meself a quid ,,,,,, safe respec , hear me now , mercd ,,,,,,,,, giz a fag m8 , yeah safe bruv , wanna buy some fake burbryyys
best idea is to tease em by walking up to a machine and almost put your money in ,,,,, then dont , to get their hopes up, or follow them lol ........ or if you want to make em really jealous ,,,,, pull out TWENTY fags ,,,,,,,,,, or a ten pound note ,,,,,, they have never seen neither lol
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So true Lee, so true. Lol@ "I will be your shark for the duration of your stay."
I am guilty of the old walking up to a machine, pretend to look for change whilst all twenty of them gather round (they're like stunt men, they start to make a human chav pyramid so they can all see) and then walk off. They have to regroup and reform, I'm sure that's the A in AWP that people talk about. I love it when they start giving tips as well, particularly when they're obviously skint. The irony passes right over their head, which is a shame as it could be used to iron out their slack jaws.
I am guilty of the old walking up to a machine, pretend to look for change whilst all twenty of them gather round (they're like stunt men, they start to make a human chav pyramid so they can all see) and then walk off. They have to regroup and reform, I'm sure that's the A in AWP that people talk about. I love it when they start giving tips as well, particularly when they're obviously skint. The irony passes right over their head, which is a shame as it could be used to iron out their slack jaws.
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human chav pyramid lol :P top
next time im at the seaside im gonna follow one of them around (see how they like it lol)
and that irony bit is so true
"ERE bruv , dont play that one , play this one init bruv ,,,, its ready to drop , i knows it is , i plays em for a livin ''
so why arn't you playing it then yourself , if it's ready as you say ? lol
'' i is skint till tuesday init though bruv , getz me giro tuesday , play it bruv , ''
then if you happen to put a quid in and win a 5er
'' see bruv , ise told u , ,,,,,,, that's gotta be worth a sort out init ''
we should plan a fruitchat jolly boys outing , would be such a laff.
next time im at the seaside im gonna follow one of them around (see how they like it lol)
and that irony bit is so true
"ERE bruv , dont play that one , play this one init bruv ,,,, its ready to drop , i knows it is , i plays em for a livin ''
so why arn't you playing it then yourself , if it's ready as you say ? lol
'' i is skint till tuesday init though bruv , getz me giro tuesday , play it bruv , ''
then if you happen to put a quid in and win a 5er
'' see bruv , ise told u , ,,,,,,, that's gotta be worth a sort out init ''
we should plan a fruitchat jolly boys outing , would be such a laff.
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JG wrote:So true Lee, so true. Lol@ "I will be your shark for the duration of your stay."
I am guilty of the old walking up to a machine, pretend to look for change whilst all twenty of them gather round (they're like stunt men, they start to make a human chav pyramid so they can all see) and then walk off. They have to regroup and reform, I'm sure that's the A in AWP that people talk about. I love it when they start giving tips as well, particularly when they're obviously skint. The irony passes right over their head, which is a shame as it could be used to iron out their slack jaws.
Then they go and win Britain's Got Talent.
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blackpool would hve to close down lol.
half of you's would streak the machines then others would cheat/manipulate more money out then the looTers would rob the rest lol.
speaking of looTing i remember when i lived in blackpool when i was a kid sticking plastic down the side of the glass on 10p pushers to get stake money lol.
fruit chat should have a meet up. jpfuk has them all the time.
half of you's would streak the machines then others would cheat/manipulate more money out then the looTers would rob the rest lol.
speaking of looTing i remember when i lived in blackpool when i was a kid sticking plastic down the side of the glass on 10p pushers to get stake money lol.
fruit chat should have a meet up. jpfuk has them all the time.
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im really really really up for a major fc meet , but the onus is on someone else to organise this time , i organised the last one in leicester , it went really well and a good time was had by all .
trouble is were all spread all over the place , so a central midlands place like brum would make it fair to everyone suppose .
saying that , most of us are used to travelling , so it wouldn't bother me where it was .
so whose got the good organisation skills and wants to play host ?
a seaside location would be mental ,,,,,,,,,,, just how many barring's would happen that day lol?
or for something different , maybe a theme park?
im in whatever .
ps bet this falls on deaf ears , and nobody steps up to the plate :P
trouble is were all spread all over the place , so a central midlands place like brum would make it fair to everyone suppose .
saying that , most of us are used to travelling , so it wouldn't bother me where it was .
so whose got the good organisation skills and wants to play host ?
a seaside location would be mental ,,,,,,,,,,, just how many barring's would happen that day lol?
or for something different , maybe a theme park?
im in whatever .
ps bet this falls on deaf ears , and nobody steps up to the plate :P
Little discipline = BIG issue
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