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JPM are back!!

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The £70 market has brought JPM back out of retirement.
So what's their comeback machine??

Non other than Casino5liner :P
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Post by gambogaz1 »

Forgot to add the link Doh!!!

Big thanks to Bazpeep for suppling the photo's

http://s1.zetaboards.com/jackpottyforum ... 1858294/1/
betchrider wrote:You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
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I would imagine that JPM have stripped all the flavours out of it.

And look at the gap between the Jackpot and the next win down - you could drive a bus sideways through that bastard!

Almost as big as the gap between Madonna's two front teeth.
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Post by Mr McStreak »

I saw one of these in the wetherspoons at Liverpool St station the other day. It looked quite nice in the cabinet, but I wasn't in there for that, so I didn't get a chance to play it. I see there is no win higher than £10 on the wheel. This of course means that the "Las Vegas" feature where you used to have to hit a 6 or 12 for pot, is now a ten pound feature, and I imagine Big Bucks will not be true.

If you look closely at the photo, really closely, you can see that the £70 win is surrounded by both bear traps and barb wire. There are several tanks positioned nearby, filled with specially trained middle aged female Shipleys employees, all armed with both a heightened sense of suspicion, and pristine assault rifles.
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Post by Scott »

What was the skill feature on these?? you had to hit it and it went up one at a time for JP???




Also i bet they don't number anymore :lol:
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

I believe the feature was 'Hot-Shot' although for the JP (£15) it went mega fast - tested it on the emulator though and it's not fixed... ;)

Edit: Big Bucks was indeed the same feature on this one. I'm thinking of it's almost identical twin, but apart from the wheel, it was a 'square board' that you'd go around for the top feature...

Edit 2: Hi Roller was it's name!!! ;)

Remember £25 JPMs though - I can't think of too many good experiences... (Barring Fantaztec!) :( Edit:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive ... itain.html

I got a feeling this link might take the thread completely OT but it does say that JPM have been making machines for foreign markets these past few years.

@Matt Vinyl - The only experience I have of £25 JPMs is Your Lucky Knight on the emu and that is amazing!
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Post by ob »

Played it to death in l.s. spoons (reds in there flying, whats going on here?!).

£30 offered on first board, noticed the cash wheel had no £70, and big bucks worried me that it would slip, so tried a force... £200 in, yeh lets give up as its going nowhere, not really playing any better....

Then too casino las vegas, hit the 12, it adds the amounts so it is £70. Big bucks I got upto £20 and then it seemed to slip (not 100% sure), that was super big bucks btw.

Got £140 back, but then played on as it looked happy still (going to £15 for example on the hilo), proceeded to block all the good features for £100+, then finally relented and gave a CLV then another CLV £20 later.... was over £100 down in the end.

Warnings:

1) Boards regularly cost £20-40
2) 6/7 bonus regularly gives extra key
3) CLV hardly ever offered
4) First/second hilo often loses
5) Super CLV never offered, so you'd better be good at your skills to hit the 12.

Basically its pretty shit, if you get lucky it will offer you CLV quick, and you'd better not miss it...!
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We are officially Saved!
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More Cash Vegas than 5 liner then.
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Post by ob »

JG wrote:More Cash Vegas than 5 liner then.
Lol I'd say cash vegas was better than this, although to be fair, as I said you COULD get a cheap CLV on this, I just think its SUPER dodgy to go for it, and you'd better get your skills going to hit it too!
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Post by logopolis »

I wonder if the time out still works on Las Vegas feature? Number reel had to be on a 10 and it used to time out to 12 for the £15 jackpot.
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Post by Stopnstep »

Where do you hi-lo up ob? Can't see how the game works from that picture.
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Post by uber-pro »

Was thinking the same...

I recon the panel beside the reels is a reel also with the hi lo values.

Thats a guess.

Why didn't they just leave the graphics the same?

Bet it plays like a pig. The 25's were mince so this will be too. Not getting excited about JPM being back yet.
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The 5liner took £3000 in the bottom last week.

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