if you'll bet on anything...

[Istenem]

depending on how the eurovision goes, the top woman is a choice of sweden (33, was 60), cyprus (250(NQ yet)) and malta (33). i missed the 60-1 but i can see sweden doing well. then again the fat bird who sings a wet ballad for malta is fat so the only audience apart from gay men will go for her because she looks a bit like the mirror.

otherwise the bookies have decided that a pretty icelander (20-1) might do quite well, but given the preponderance of decent scandinavian entries i doubt it very much.

the gaylord pretty boys of norway and greece will be first and second but there is no value at 7/2 in a 25 horse race. a place bet at decent odds is the only good bet. and if anyone is blindly patriotic, don't bother, europe is racist and we have a brown singer.

best advice is to keep your tenner in the sky-rocket but i thought i'd branch out into irresponsible tipstering.

[QuizMaster]

I'm surprised you didn't tip some Latvian with a load of K's, Z's and Q's in their name so you could chunter on about your Word Up fetish some more.

[Istenem]

I'm surprised you didn't tip some Latvian with a load of K's, Z's and Q's in their name so you could chunter on about your Word Up fetish some more.

there is no Q in Latvian. but my mistake: put all your money on some latvian, in fact remortgage. but don't go to a bookie, honest Istenem will offer any odds you want on that.

[CrosbyRules]

quizmaster, you must lose so much on footy bets!

[Matt Vinyl]

the fat bird who sings a wet ballad for malta is fat so the only audience apart from gay men will go for her because she looks a bit like the mirror.

[harry2]

I once made £400 trading on the Christmas number One on Betfair. The year when the Darkness were touched off by Mad World.

[harry2]

In Malta 95% of the population watch Eurovision. That (fat) bird has come close twice before and there will be a weeks celebrating if they win.

[keno]

depending on how the eurovision goes, the top woman is a choice of sweden (33, was 60), cyprus (250(NQ yet)) and malta (33). i missed the 60-1 but i can see sweden doing well. then again the fat bird who sings a wet ballad for malta is fat so the only audience apart from gay men will go for her because she looks a bit like the mirror.

otherwise the bookies have decided that a pretty icelander (20-1) might do quite well, but given the preponderance of decent scandinavian entries i doubt it very much.

the gaylord pretty boys of norway and greece will be first and second but there is no value at 7/2 in orwaya 25 horse race. a place bet at decent odds is the only good bet. and if anyone is blindly patriotic, don't bother, europe is racist and we have a brown singer.

best advice is to keep your tenner in the sky-rocket but i thought i'd branch out into irresponsible tipstering.

No 7/2 around anywhere...

Only 6/4

[harry2]

Forget 5% a year interest. Get 5% in a day laying the UK at 20.0 on Betfair. There is ZERO chance of the UK winning. Everybody hates us except maybe Ireland and Malta.

[HorseRacingKing]

lol, when they do love us your balance is fooked matey haha

[keno]

It's all changed on how the voting takes place now, but yeah we have no chance of winning it.

[Istenem]

the UK will be like west ham united: okay but generally hated, finishing with some points but very little dignity. the star player (ALW on the piano: it is hardly a secret) will swing it for low points from everyone.

norway will still win, despite a shit semi performance. greece will still come second; third is up for grabs. for what it's worth i still like sweden or cyprus for 3rd.

[bigv038]

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