The famous fruit-chat quiz!
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Matt Vinyl
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Cool!
Right, this is easy, but I can't think too much at the moment (scorching in this un-air-con-equipped office!)
A man is sitting in a room that has an all-southern view. A bear walks past the window, what colour is it, and why?
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Istenem
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i'd guess that the room is at the north pole so the bear must be polar and therefore white.
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Mr Big Penis man, that is indeed correct! Take it away...!
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okay, apologies if this has been asked before:
many years ago when william atkinson started a new job he was fired after just four hours for being sloshed. atkinson was the country's first what?
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by Weyland »
Hmmm. I'll go for the obvious: Beer taster?
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by Cardinal Sin »
Anything to do with licking the backs of stamps?
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Istenem
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by Istenem »
no and no. his job did not require him to drink (or eat poison), he just kinda went off the rails.
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by Weyland »
First train driver?
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by Istenem »
no. but it would have been a good clue if it was intentional and you had been right.
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Damn you and your fake clues! Postman?
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by Istenem »
not a postman either but he was a public servant of some sort. (if you want an abstruse clue you are looking at one.)
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not a politician either (i just found that i did ask this Q before in a very old phœnix). giving any other clues would not be politically correct.
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Piss artist?
Chief of police?
I've no idea on this one...
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i'll give it to you Matt, atkinson was the first policeman hence the dodgy pc clues. all yours sir.
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