"Quick Pint" Wins

wildcat · Post by **wildcat** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:18 pm

Had a nice one last week, finished work at 10 and popped in one of my locals, two lads playing a dond wow, could tell they were forcing for the ms, so watched from a nice distance. was offering winstepper and 35 on the cash side but it wasnt having it, just wasnt going for the mega.
about 10 mins l8r..... they run out of money!! and i heard the one whisper "turn it off cos this is gonna pay big, and if we come in tomorrow early we'll have it" so they switched it off and walked out...... I went for a piss to make sure they had gone and then turned it back on,

after £2 on the board, and every press it was adding features cash and even had superstreak av but thought no,not gonna give in, i ended on a ? with 35 cash and mega normal which went for 45 then straight away back on with dond active which left £10 & ms which offered £24.50. as i knew it was £10 i dealt and walked with £70 off £2.

dont you just love it !!

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:24 pm

If jpfuk sobered up for long enough (have you been on a bender for two days ?) he would know that you can't open a tin of corned beef with a L&F 87000 key.

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:13 am

harry2 wrote:If jpfuk sobered up for long enough

No chance of that Harry, he's doing his best to help his local shop beat the credit crunch

Once you get to know him you begin to understand him and even communicate like him
:P

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:21 am

Right Harry, i'm sober.. you now have exactly 13 minuets of normal talking time ....

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:23 am

13 minuets sound like some pagan dance ritual !!!!!! Is it solstice today !!!!

Do we need to send in some food parcels (or just a tin opener) ? Or mix up some fertiliser with chapati flour to blow up the can of green beef.

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:31 am

Think i might give you all a break from my mad little insights today. Youv'e had to suffer me for 2 days straight now. Though if your passing mc donalds

Give it till about 4pm, i'll be merry again lmao

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:43 am

Nah, carry on !

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:07 am

members are repectfully reminded that this thread is not about "quick pint toolings"

"I heard a story about some guy who committed suicide by jumping off the edge of a sky-rise and landed in a passing milk-float...

...Apparently, he was a Ledge-n-Dairy guy..."