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milk monitor wrote:20K in the bank
PMSL.

Not a whisper about a knock on the door from the tax man, must be £20 not £20k.

Hope this helps. ta
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Are'nt fruit machine winnings taxed upon already? whereby you've paid it as soon as you put your £ in?
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It's tax free the same as Lottery/Bookies/Bingo.
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I was gonna say, a lot of people owe a lot of money to the tax man if not.
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Extreme Eddie wrote:Are'nt fruit machine winnings taxed upon already? whereby you've paid it as soon as you put your £ in?
That's not tax, the government don't take money out the fruit machines to invest elsewhere.

Some lad who's not worked in his life and has been unemployed for 3 years since leaving school has not attempted to go college and has £20,000.00 in his bank without and capital from his family.

I am a tax man and I see the banks giving this guy intrest and read the stats about how he has earnt this regardless of wheter your playing fruits you should expect a call and to go through a lengthy process of how you got this money, I would imagine straight away they would think your dealing drugs or up to no good. Lets put it this way, when you put down you have earnt £20,000.00 from fruit machines in court, I think thats going to be a pretty hard to case for your soliciter to fight for without any hard evidence and you would ultimately be charged and now thats a FACT.

Or lets just begin to think, has this guy really got £20,000.00 saved up?

Na, didnt think so
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FACT!! PMSL!!! They could only charge you with something if they had some sort of evidence. They may not believe you can earn £20,000 from fruits but they would need to convince a judge that he's linked to drugs before they can sieze his money.

Only thing he'd get into trouble for is if he's claiming any benefits and not declared the savings.
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gambogaz1 wrote:FACT!! PMSL!!! They could only charge you with something if they had some sort of evidence. They may not believe you can earn £20,000 from fruits but they would need to convince a judge that he's linked to drugs before they can sieze his money.

Only thing he'd get into trouble for is if he's claiming any benefits and not declared the savings.
explain how this money come from then, you try telling a judge whos been in court for 30 odd years that this boy had made £20,000.00 from fruit machines,

NOW DONT FORGET, he has legally only been aloud to play for a year which makes his case harder to defend you doughnut

All im saying Gary, if you have really got £20,000.00 i would be finding ways of putting it elsewhere
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HRK. Nothing personal, but you spout a load of cobblers about everything.
Here are the facts about money laundering, not some anecdote from a mate down the pub.


http://www.businesslink.gov.uk/bdotg/ac ... laundering
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Thats just it HRK. They could argue the toss with you all they like, unless they have a shread of evidence,information that you could possibly be a naughty boy, then it would be upto them to prove how you came about it.

Simple fact is the computer is the 1st thing that gets checked and when they see his history of logging onto here and other sites it'll soon back his story up.
Honestly some of you lot watch far too many police dramas.
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My dad is a policeman, he has been in the force for over 15 years in Lambeth and by god I know whats right and whats wrong.
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Well then I suggest you go and ask him to clue you up.
In the modern day world the police have got fuck all powers to do anything. All this human rights bollocks prevents them from so much as speaking to you without permission from a higher source 1st.
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OOOOOOOOOOH
Watch out everyone Lukes dad is old bill
Luke you know fuck all about anything
If your old mans a copper at least you have something in common.....
Your'e both cunts.
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Post by Houston »

You're a tax man and your dad's a copper? Don. Think many people will wanna be talking to you after that admission. By the way, the IRS COULD get you on a technicallity as fruits are your PRINCIPLE EARNINGS. But they won't as fruits, like the lottery comes under "CHANCE", or so I was told by a tax lady. Still, best not to spout about what you have or have not got as this either breeds jealousy or you get skint players asking you for a "start" for the morning! Trust me, this happens.
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Tonite mathew i will be the taxman
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Post by fruitypie »

Going off topic here chaps. Now get back to pikey turd gary chandler,Now wheres that popcorn gone ?
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