How to spot a tooler

Slammer · Post by **Slammer** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:48 pm

Houston wrote:it's how you go about yourself on this forum that bugs a few of us slammer. You seem to think you're the know all of anything to do with gambling/fruits. Some of us know different! So what if you did do 25k in one night and go back for more, what's good about that? I'm not gonna say what i have in the bank as it's none of anyone's business except mine. I do ok which is good enough for me. Now, how are you doing?

I just wrote a long reply, then the broadband went down and I lost it - cant be arsed to type it all again.

Only thing worth me repeating, is this....

There is some massive things about at the minute, so anybody sat here during pub hours obviously 'isnt in the know'. I do not know everything, or claim too. But its damn obvious, I know a hell of a lot more than you.

If I wasnt at work, I'd be ....

Well, we can discuss that in 3 months or so...

Enjoy your £10 avg profit a cluedo while everyone else laughs.

Slammer · Post by **Slammer** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:49 pm

trayhop123 wrote:that a good enough contribution for you mark???? :P

Good lad

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:51 pm

I can think of at least 3 ways of masking the noise.
All i need to know now is what to do!

Houston · Post by **Houston** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:33 am

Slammer wrote:
Houston wrote:it's how you go about yourself on this forum that bugs a few of us slammer. You seem to think you're the know all of anything to do with gambling/fruits. Some of us know different! So what if you did do 25k in one night and go back for more, what's good about that? I'm not gonna say what i have in the bank as it's none of anyone's business except mine. I do ok which is good enough for me. Now, how are you doing?
I just wrote a long reply, then the broadband went down and I lost it - cant be arsed to type it all again.

Only thing worth me repeating, is this....

There is some massive things about at the minute, so anybody sat here during pub hours obviously 'isnt in the know'. I do not know everything, or claim too. But its damn obvious, I know a hell of a lot more than you.

If I wasnt at work, I'd be ....

Well, we can discuss that in 3 months or so...

Enjoy your £10 avg profit a cluedo while everyone else laughs.

Who's not in the "know"? Me? Maybe you're right, you never know.

No doubt a method or critical will come to the surface in a few months time then even if this is not one of the "3" massive things out there at the moment, you could always claim that this was one of them.

By the way, I'm not sitting at home staring at the forum. Never heard of internet on mobiles?

You should be clever enough to see the text format and layout to realise it's typed on a phone.

JG · Post by JG » Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:53 am

Cor blimey what a carry on. Can we all stop irking Mark please? He is one of the more interesting posters on here and constantly rankling him for a few indulgent casino sessions is petty.

It's a long time since I've been down Broad Street. Let me guess what isn't in Lloyds Bar. p1 DOND - what's in your box?, Money Magic, that wierd clown Mazooma one which looks older than it is, something I can't remember and a Vortex upstairs which was never ready.
p1 DOND wiyb also in Brass House and also down Hill Street in The Bright House is a p1 DOND wiyb. An unchipped p5 in one of the pubs off New Street. A Jailbirds in The Square Peg.
Joking apart, I bet Homer's Meltdown is still in that arcade on New Street.
I mention this as I bet it was is Lloyds where the machine was done, miles from the bar. Or it might have been Brannigans or Walkabout I guess.

Mark I'd love you to do a posting about your experiences on roulette in the casino section. I could bet £25,000 on a spin if I wanted to, but no way could I justify it to myself and I've got to admit I'd be seriously pissed in losing that much. A real graphic, explicit tale of the mindfuckery involved would be wonderful.

Interesting post about the tooling there Lee as well. I've seen toolers on a couple of occassions doing the y'know on the luminar, but not seen any of the latest stuff yet.

SilverSurfer · Post by **SilverSurfer** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:37 am

Goodness! The toolers have won the war! I've practically given up having just read every post on this topic. It seems the honest player LITERALLY CANNOT win now. We go into pubs and get looked upon as a cunt, a tax man, a spoilsport, a drain, a leech, anything but just another bloke who wants to walk into a pub, have a drink and try his luck on the gambling machines. We stand there and try to earn an honest living while these thieves run around making fortunes with about the same chance of getting abuse as what we get. Sickening in my opinion. I remember a hopper dumping bar years back that emptied barcrests in seconds! Only saw it once, in a service - on a Spiker The Biker. As much as I dislike toolers and what they do, I do also like the fact that companies like Leisurestink and some cuntish landlords get done over by the toolers, Only the other day I was asked to stop playing a power 5 that worked because the engineer was coming to change the percentage chip because the machine was paying out too much - well it still works! The question is though, would the fact that its being emptired legitimately by me or robbed by a barrer REALLY make a difference to the pub landlord or Brewery? Either way, the money's gone!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:59 am

twas walkabout george old boy.

not to start any row's then ,,,,,,, but does anyone fancy sort of purging themselves by answering the question ???????

would you if skint ??

petera · Post by **petera** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:17 am

NOPE !!
I have never been a thief and would not be one now
If times were that hard then a job is the way forward even if it is minimum wage.
Problem with that is thieves are lazy bastards who would not know a days work if they saw it.
There is no excuse for being a thief full stop....

GaryChandler · Post by **GaryChandler** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:16 am

trayhop123 wrote:twas walkabout george old boy.

not to start any row's then ,,,,,,, but does anyone fancy sort of purging themselves by answering the question ???????

would you if skint ??

ermmmm i guess i couldn't really say unless i was actually skint and given the oppertunity to do it, but even if i did i definetely wouldn't be leaving things IOU etc

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:30 am

To be fair if I was skint i'd be in the wrong game anyway, and would be looking for a job....

Even if I was tempted I couldn't possibly admit it, because i've derided toolers on here, and branded them SCUMMY LITTLE THIEVING PARASITES, or words to that effect.

And I don't want to be a SCUMMY LITTLE THIEVING PARASITE. Or hypocrite.....

Silence is golden..........

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:38 am

Toolers.

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:52 am

harry2 wrote:Toolers.

Ahhh.. I opened that post a good ten minutes ago, and i've just about recovered from seeing those smileys in action, fucking hilarious!

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:00 pm

All you want Mc

http://www.mysmiley.net/

rook1984 · Post by **rook1984** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:25 pm

I saw a couple of toolers before. I dont no how they did it, but they would do it on Bullion Bars and sit down Party Games.They would walk up to it and within 20 seconds all the money from the hopper would start paying out. Any ideas how they did it?

loserplayer · Post by **loserplayer** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:57 pm

rook1984 wrote:I saw a couple of toolers before. I dont no how they did it, but they would do it on Bullion Bars and sit down Party Games.They would walk up to it and within 20 seconds all the money from the hopper would start paying out. Any ideas how they did it?

gapping the hole...