Fruit Machine Chat

Hello there.

I was floating about casually in my local casino when I came across a classic layout for £1000 jackpot Clubclass.

Naturally I was enthusiastic to win the big money jackpot, so I withdrew £250 on each of my cash cards. I ploughed the money in and lost it quickly. Best I had was a £120 board which rolled in three bells for £100 on £1/spin.

I'm sure there's a method for these. I've got them to save it twice in a row and I'm now £1500 for about £20 out and I'm sweating.

Please give me some clues.

not unusual to be in that much on a Club Class. fill up your stake pots and get 3 JPs.

is it even giving the Let em Spin on grapes/above yet?

if no... oh dear...

It's flashing on bars, fairly frequently. I'm getting really regular wins, No flash on bells for £50 yet. I've had the £100 bells on £1/spin on the top reels once. I've got the cash meter to £220, before spunking the lot!

I'm not sure how to play it once on the top reels. I tend to do £1 spin for a bit, then switch up and up and up on the basis it must be due a win. I'm being misguided here aren't I?

You're playing it on the emulator

Oh for flip's sake - help me please. I've had to take this classic layout home now. I said, I know this is a 24 hour casino, but I want to play at home. Please let me borrow the machine. They said fine, but if you're late you have to pay a fine. 2 days late it's 1p, 3 days late it's 2p, 4 days late it's 4p etc I said I can't afford these fines this em.....real fruit machine is eating up the ele....the money. Anyway a chap called Mogu mentioned something about wasping up the ham pots. I think he was off his chops but if anyone has swallowed an Enigma machine maybe they can ingest his ramblings and post the digested product to me.

Ta. £1890 in and no jackpot. Maybe it's due a couple of kicks.

Well I'm still a bit comfused on this one, I've had to leave it for a bit as a few other things have turned up.

I found a Golden Game (£25), but with £15 decals that was absolutely buzzed up the other day. Full up, almost took a full hopper, proper whistling from the off.

Also a Stars and Stripes that was happy.

However lost a bit on a very blurry Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie. Even so, I'm trying to build up my fortune to a spare K, so I can blap on with Clubclass. Just under £1900 in and I really need to know how to drop the triple pot. I guess it's classified information.

If no one tells me, I will shoot you.

Anyway that's that.

Look. LOOK! Come on guys stop mucking around. I put this one on the back burner. I left it in the casino with a 'coming back soon' tag hung around it. Four months later and I've got an emptiable Supercharged around the corner, so I can afford to pump it. I bunged a quick 2'er through tonight and went all out. I had my first cancel bells for £50 which grew to £210 on £5/spin. I also had another £180, but both boiled down to a big fat zero. Come on guys, I put most of the Supercharged's hopper into this and I'm still having to save it. More clues, in English please. I'm playing all out for grapes/bars/bells on £5/spin for the 1K. Is this the right thing to do? HELP!

Are you drunk ?

Not any more and still waiting for some tips on Clubclass. The casino manager (emulated within MFME 10.1a) is getting irate that I've had to save the machine for such a length of time. I might get myself to refill that Supercharged by cheking the 'refill' box and hitting zero a few times. That should fill it up nicely. Then I can empty it again and put my winnings into Clubclass. COME ON!!! It's buzzing on the bottom reels. Give us a clue. Please. PLEASE. Please. PLEASE. Peas.

Go ask them over at fruit-emu they might know how to empty it.

That's an idea. I hear they are very welcoming to people asking for hints and tips and will probably provide me with a couple of other emptiers in the process. Should I mention that I won over £500 on non emulated fruit machine last week? Will that help? I'm sure it will. If they know I'm a player they're bound to give me advice as I can't figure out this Clubclass.

I will ask if you want? might get a better response.

ady b will have an heart attack with you 2 . ps if only

Yeah actually cheers Gary, that would be helpful. I did a long rambling post about DJs and got a bit mixed up with things. I totally forgot I'd done over 2k in a Clubclass!

I know you're a local celebrity over there, so that would be much appreciated. Ta.


Fruitypie.....you must be poopoo, there can't be that many people with a Rozzers and Coppers machine that JUST WON'T PAY OUT a BLOOMIN' JACKPOT.