For those who can't remember what the turd looks like, it has a Coconut Shy style feature 'stack,' consisting of around 7 features, awarded when the machine fucks up and accidently drops four coconuts in view, and a feature which takes up the entire top glass which has a spinning disc with awards on it ranging from £1 to 'Cashpot' & 'Jackpot.'
On the rare occasion you get three lemons for £2, you then have to gamble using the old "1-8 = 1.5x, red/black = 2x etc..." method. Crap.
The machine does not have nudges to offer you, and rarely offers a hold.
Does anybody have even the slightest bit of info which might make playing the thing a bit less painful than sticking pins in your eyes?!