ok here's a first, I'm gonna ask you lot about this machine...
WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU DO WITH IT?!?!?? After I hilo'd £50 from a top feature which lost the board went stone dead for ages.....
Is there anything good to this machine at all... btw I imagine its a direct clone of beaver las vegas club...
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Sweet fa as with most global clubbers mate. I refuse to believe any of these pay out anything near the advertised percentage.
We've got a club Monopoly Money Bags here.....its sickeningly bad. £10-£25 spells between boards at regular intervals, plus it has an odd and head banging £4 block on 9/10 boards. WHY?!?! Only 2 of the features are any good too. It's diabolical. I hate clubbers.
We've got a club Monopoly Money Bags here.....its sickeningly bad. £10-£25 spells between boards at regular intervals, plus it has an odd and head banging £4 block on 9/10 boards. WHY?!?! Only 2 of the features are any good too. It's diabolical. I hate clubbers.
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I can't advise on this machine, or any clubbers to be precise, as I've never played 'em. Aren't most clubbers just glorified lottery machines, whereby you really can't snare anything unless it's ready to drop the lot?
The main thing that puts me right off is the stake : jackpot ratio - if you can blow around £100 on a £35er on 50p play, I'd hate to think how much a 10p/20p £250 might take!
The main thing that puts me right off is the stake : jackpot ratio - if you can blow around £100 on a £35er on 50p play, I'd hate to think how much a 10p/20p £250 might take!

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[quote="Matt Vinyl"]I can't advise on this machine, or any clubbers to be precise, as I've never played 'em. Aren't most clubbers just glorified lottery machines, whereby you really can't snare anything unless it's ready to drop the lot?
The main thing that puts me right off is the stake : jackpot ratio - if you can blow around £100 on a £35er on 50p play, I'd hate to think how much a 10p/20p £250 might take! ]
I was making this point the other week. They dont seem to be good for any profit unless lucky.
The main thing that puts me right off is the stake : jackpot ratio - if you can blow around £100 on a £35er on 50p play, I'd hate to think how much a 10p/20p £250 might take! ]
I was making this point the other week. They dont seem to be good for any profit unless lucky.
it's just a slightly different kettle of fish. it's like an SWP player couldn't walk into playing fruit machines, or visa versa. it's the same with club m/cs'.
like on that previous thread about emptiers on club machines, there were people who know clubs and people who know £25/£35, and some who know a bit about both
like on that previous thread about emptiers on club machines, there were people who know clubs and people who know £25/£35, and some who know a bit about both

Fuck you Noel.