Fruit Machine Chat

My funniest moment was about almost a year ago, it was one of the codest days of the year, it was the day the snow would not stop snowing, i was playing the a first Program Alien & hitting around 3 seven heavens which i did not miss, it was also my last machine of the day, when i could hear the customers pushing a car out the driveway including the manager/staff, when i left i realised that it was my friends car as it had got stuck in the snow, alot of people got stranded that day but i managed to get back home that evening about 5 hours later.

O that's very funny, my funniest moment must be right now wile I'm looking at your post and playing a grid.

Codest day of the year??

Were you playing the Alien in a house? Driveway?????

You know as much about fruit machines as u did about horses. Which was fuck all.

Now fuck off LUKE.

it was one of the codest days of the year,

Ah, I remember it well, the day that everyone who had a copy was playing Modern Warfare II.

I need a day out with john32! It sounds a laugh a minute!

BFK wrote:You know as much about fruit machines as u did about horses. Which was fuck all.

Now fuck off LUKE.

Hmm ... Luke, shouldn't you be out there making money to pay off the mortgage on your £450,000 house in Islington that you so famously told us about 3 years ago?

Can't imagine you'll be making much on the internet at 3 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon ...

quote : it was one of the codest days of the year.


something a bit fishy about that post methinks.

for all those that complain about the lack of exclusiveness in vip


we dont let tossers like this in ,,,,,,,,,,, thats the exclusiveness

Fair play

Im making my own vip area. any1 whos intrestd in joining will be asked to donate me 10% of there days takings. meet me in that pub at the bottom of fruitchat at half 11

this twat chats so much shit, its gotta be horse-raping-queen.
this thread was only made so you can lie about being able to hit the 7s on aliens.
just go and jump infront of a car in the servo u twat.

but my funniest moment infront of a crest was putting 60p in a ooo and holding 2 for a bonus and thinking im in for max profit till the fucking alarm blinged 1st pot grrr.

plugged it about 5 time but the fucker wouldnt stop

I had the checkitout alarm as a message tone once, got a message while doing an amazing and had the barstaff all over me, had to explain i was a fruit machine nerd. After they left me too it i didn't bother putting my phone on silent and got a phone call going from 20 to 70, missed the cunt!!

Oh is this the famous "Luke" who won some poker tournament? Did he spend £50000 on Aliens to learn how to finally hit it? Seems to be a bit of hostility towards him!

Anyway my funniest moment was getting a Locohold JP up on an Ultimo only for the number reel to fall off as I got a repeat! Machine alarmed the old "Check it out!" and I never got my money as if was so far from home! It was hilarious though!