Alien & Lep Gold 4

john32 · Post by **john32** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:22 pm

Welcome to my Alien song
I'd like to thank you for the year
So I'm sending you this Alien Posting
To say it's nice to have you here
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
So hop aboard the bonus button
Oh step into Alien with a hint three

Stepping on an Alien
Let's join together
We can watch the cash come forever and ever
Eat, drink and be merry (to avoid undue heat)
Come along with me
Stepping on the £1
With a hint three

Take care in all you do next year (some nasty chips out)
And keep smiling through the days
If we can help to entertain you
Oh we will find the ways
So merry Aliens one and all
There's no place I'd rather be (hold on let me just check these lists)
Than asking you if you'd oblige
Stepping on an Alien with me

Stepping into Aliens
Let's join together
We can watch the cash advance forever and ever
Eat, drink and be merry
Come along with me
Step into Aliens
Hoping for a hint three

Welcome to my Alien Song
I'd like to thank you for the beer
So I'm sending you this posting
To say it's nice to have you here
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
So hop aboard the bonus button
Oh step into Alien with a hint three

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:29 pm

John32! I am usually polite but for once i will say you really are a total dick!

john32 · Post by **john32** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:35 pm

KERCHING!

Oh when the Sceptre man makes it no go,
well you may just like to know,
He's put a great big smile on the landlord's face,
If you jump into your bed,
Don't gamble over your head
Make sure you lock the doors
'cos you know sweet Sceptre Claus is on his way,

Well I wish it could be Aliens every day....
When the quids start stepping and the bonus begins to play

Well I wish it could be Aliens every day....
Let the bells spin out for Alien, oh there's no bells on Aliens
When we're getting slated for this lark
If the ambient lighting in the pub makes it dark
then your rows of features gonna light my merry way

Now the frosty numbers appear
And they've frozen up my beer
So we'll order another half coke to make it fire
'till the sheets simply knock 'em all away

Well I wish it could be Aliens every day....
When the quids start stepping and the bonus begins to play

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:59 pm

Weirdo

2 down for the melons · Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:42 am

JG wrote:John Keep on posting drivel and it'll all get edited into Christmas songs.

john32 · Post by **john32** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:35 am

This is the real John 32, those Alien songs are from me, although i think flashback should be a song writer & sing about fruit chat, i am sure it will make No1 in the christmas posting.

Those songs are NOT from me.

To all those that read my fruit chat messages on the barcrest website,
My posts are not boring, at least i don't post how good things are, that would upset alot of proffesionals as not many of them are making anything at all, THIS IS THE REAL PICTURE, the truth is there ARE NO DECENT MACHINES OUT THERE & by the way it is cheaper to post messages & telling all of my bad experiences than calling the samaritons, thank Goodness for fruitchat.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:13 pm

good john potless last looked out, on the manuscript of steven
hrk he lay-a-bout , his aunt said barely breathing
pointless posters 1 and all ,,,,,, make fruitchat regulars seething
cos in real life ,they dont make shite ,,,,,, without signing on and steee-eea-ling

merry christmas twats :P

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:30 pm

Ah, I love it!

john32 · Post by **john32** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:02 am

I played a P4 yesterday. It took £95 for a Jp, it seems that the P4's i find these days are below 70% payback, i can't wait until Barcrest bring in the new £100 Jackpots on mon 2nd Jan 2012, i bet those aliens will pay out there %'s.

:x

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:24 pm

In the words, sort of, of sergeant Wilson, would you awfully mind kindly FUCKING OFF!!

quizard · Post by **quizard** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:56 am

If I saw a Lep Gold and a Smash the Cash in the same pub should I get excited?

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:12 pm

Not a bad selection mate, but could be quite pointless if theres a few of you 'fighting' over it.

MrRed · Post by **MrRed** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:38 pm

quizard wrote:If I saw a Lep Gold and a Smash the Cash in the same pub should I get excited?

Not if it's the same pub I know of!!!!
That has both these in, found it recently and made a decent wedge so far

MrRed · Post by **MrRed** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:42 pm

If it is there is also an Indy raiders and a Hold Ya Horses just a short drive away too

quizard · Post by **quizard** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:47 pm

MrRed wrote:
quizard wrote:If I saw a Lep Gold and a Smash the Cash in the same pub should I get excited?
Not if it's the same pub I know of!!!!
That has both these in, found it recently and made a decent wedge so far

Well good Mr Red. It depends wereabouts really don't it

I won't get excited then

PS Im building up to my 400th post so need something pointless to post about ala john32

:x

:x

PPS The nearest pub to this has an Indy Raiders and Murphys Millions