Going Ape

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Post by swych »

logopolis wrote:Red 7s LES a couple of times. Both times 1st gamble lose!

That Gape is in the Portuguese pub in Thetford centre isn't it OP?
not portuguese any more is now english
lucky if it stays open was only 5 people in there last saturday
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logopolis wrote:Red 7s LES a couple of times. Both times 1st gamble lose!

That Gape is in the Portuguese pub in Thetford centre isn't it OP?
not portuguese any more is now english
lucky if it stays open was only 5 people in there last saturday
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Post by anfield road »

Firefox wrote:This m/c will rape you mate. Don't even bother.

If anything go for LES on red/gold sevens.

Does anyone else find that the cash or bust thing on here always (and i mean ALWAYS! lands on lose?!?)

Not that ive lost a great deal on it but out of about a dozen goes at COB not one has landed on a win!

:(
So yours is a P1 then!
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Post by red22 »

take revolver then... or beat whoevers plugging it to the pub?.
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daaaa daaaa daaaaaaaaa
Unbelievable Jeff
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i dont have any more p1s left my last one alarmed 3 days ago .. but it didnt do its usual nenanenanena noise + contact barcrest software failure error 1121 shit it sang a ballard instead.

it went something like ... " goodbye nottingham rose , will you ever make £300 a week from me again, no you fucking wont ...( ).. coz it seemed to me i lived my life to feed your pockets.... never alarrrrrming when the plug set in, i really got to know you and i wish i didnt , my chip 1 burnt out long before my chip 3 ever wiiiillllllll . etc etc
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Post by bigpokercouk »

think you should record and release that as a single!
Right so the plug on the left is the cash attack and the other is the karaoke? ok..

NOW!
CLUNK!
SILENCE, Drink up we're leaving!!
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Post by swych »

anfield road wrote:
Firefox wrote:This m/c will rape you mate. Don't even bother.

If anything go for LES on red/gold sevens.

Does anyone else find that the cash or bust thing on here always (and i mean ALWAYS! lands on lose?!?)

Not that ive lost a great deal on it but out of about a dozen goes at COB not one has landed on a win!

:(
So yours is a P1 then!
when you say plug it what do you mean, take the plug out?
what does this achieve?
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Post by pickareel »

it makes the machine feel on edge and rapidly fires coins out
i got more routes than loreal
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Post by Scott »

Stops it over heating does'nt it :? :
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Extreme Eddie wrote:Stops it over heating does'nt it :? :
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Post by Mattb »

Speaking of Apes/Cash Attacks, today just confirmed why i fookin hate them with a passion. Played a CA that'd had a bit through it as notey was on, blue sevens first board....well when you end up £117 in you know its bad. Blocks, random deaths, the lot. Got a flat, flash £45 and a £50, one ok DOG and left £55 down. I just can't be arsed with them any more, bin time for me.
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which prog was it?
i got more routes than loreal
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agreed chip 2s even are dead completely weird ive laid them down to die may they RIP
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Post by Mattb »

To start i was sure it was p1, but had niggling doubts it may have been p2.....seemed to be getting too many nudges for p2, got to 99 twice, and other nudge bonuses were more than generous, just boards were random. Block around revolver area was big though so maybe it was just a happy p2, but they are just shit anyway. To lose £55 from there was a joke really. Any cast iron way of telling?
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