Discuss Barcrest Fruit Machines Here..
ruthless
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by ruthless » Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:23 pm
I once slapped the start button on a king kebab with my cock and got a repeat!!
Anybody else ever used funny rituals to get the double raise? ?PP)
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by Matt Vinyl » Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:38 pm
Crikey, how did you bend down that far to get the start button so close to your head???
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by anfield road » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:20 pm
ruthless wrote: I once slapped the start button on a king kebab with my cock and got a repeat!!
Anybody else ever used funny rituals to get the double raise? ?PP)
Why are you lying
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by itsme » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:53 pm
why did you do this you button fucker - no joy at home ?
was it in an arcade or boozer ? anyone see you ??
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by JG » Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:24 pm
I used my nose once on a Pound of The Baskervilles and it repeated. I since then repeatedly used my nose but to no avail. No repeats from the nose. Since the machine has long since gone, I have no need to take the next logical(!) step and use my genetalia to increase the chance on a repeat.
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by pierkid » Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:42 pm
I use my right hand and generally hit no.
stop the swag.
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by Mattb » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:37 pm
Streakypoos wrote: I used my nose once on a Pound of The Baskervilles and it repeated. I since then repeatedly used my nose but to no avail. No repeats from the nose. Since the machine has long since gone, I have no need to take the next logical(!) step and use my genetalia to increase the chance on a repeat.
That's because it nose what you are up to! :P
As for the original post.....as someone else said, why lie?
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by SWP » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:18 pm
The OP statement is not beyond the realms of possibility - I'll wash my hands after gambling from now on.
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by pierkid » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:20 pm
ruthless wrote: I once slapped the start button on a king kebab with my cock and got a repeat!!
Anybody else ever used funny rituals to get the double raise? ?PP)
Bet that hurt your forehead mate.
stop the swag.
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by Matt Vinyl » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:47 am
@ Pierkid - I got there first matey...
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by pierkid » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:06 am
Oh yeah, great minds..................
stop the swag.
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by gambogaz1 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:20 am
I used to let the mrs press it if she was with me. I started doing it so that she wouldn't think i wasn't completly ignoring her but she did seem to have the knack of getting the repeat.
Made her feel important anyway
ruthless
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by ruthless » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:14 pm
no i wasnt lying it REALLY did repeat
Yes machines are dirty - yes I`ve poured piss + ribena into a payout tray
gonna say im lying again are we dickheads?
Tell me your nearest BellFruit "splasher" and I`ll be round!
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by spa » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:40 pm
He does seem ruthless so I think he's telling the truth...
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by mattrick » Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:09 pm
I always let the missus do it to if she is around, i used to use my head when i was younger but now just press it same as any other button.
Any effort used on a pseudo skill stop is a waste of energy.