take it or leave it

[an assumed name]

do people know about this one?

[feeder22]

flick off some where else or more?

[PMK]

Already a thread on this one..............

Yes people know about it............

Let's not draw attention to it.........

For gods sake...........

Let's talk about something else..........

Like Allan Partridge............

Pump no.3............Good pump!!

Ur looking remarkably cheerful considering it's the first anniversary of ur mothers death!!

Roy from Caister St Edmunds!!

How about Eastenders.........

Why do half the episodes start with the milk float pilling away and somebody peaking out of the vic window from behind the net curtain!!

Or how did/does Max Branning ear money when all he does is wander around the square all fucking day.

And why is that young bird with the purple and black hair so damn fit??

Maybe porn websites...........

What's the best free I-phone one please??

Anything but this damn machine!!

[PMK]

And why can't I scroll up and down my typing window on my iPhone to edit my spelling mistakes!!!

Aaaarrrgggghhhh

[an assumed name]

so if u all av it already y is it that they hold 350 but never more than 100 off?

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

so if u all av it already y is it that they hold 350 but never more than 100 off?

Well maybe that people want things to last longer than what's happened in the last few days?

[Scott]

Not half!

[an assumed name]

that shouldnt have happened and i have a feeling who let it out.
it was sent public deliberately.
the chip was on its way before most knew the fofo.

[Scott]

so if u all av it already y is it that they hold 350 but never more than 100 off?

I think you've just opened yourself up for a thousand PM's mate, lol.

[deano8177]

Maybe porn websites...........

What's the best free I-phone one please??

Anything but this damn machine!!

I told ya Extremetube :P

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

Well whoever let it out - thank you.

[PMK]

Was that a snub nosed Uzi?

Yes i think it was!!

Ten minutes Lynn!!

Could u just answer yes for the purposes of a joke? Yes. In that case u must be a full moon!!

Enough. Trash this thread. I'm getting mad.

Gonna go out with a Geordie bloke and pinch some traffic cones!!

[PMK]

Maybe porn websites...........

What's the best free I-phone one please??

Anything but this damn machine!!

I told ya Extremetube :P

nah mobile mofosex still rules unless anybody knows better.

[999329753]

Try spankwire.

[JG]

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Can someone PM this rip to me please, I take it it's more complicated than something you could miss in a blink?


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