DIRTY NEW SHITBOX...

[Spyder]

all of the sperms in your dads nuts, and you were the fastest?

[Matt Vinyl]

As a (pretty harsh) quote from a Stephen King book:

"It would've been far better if you had ended up as a white dribble down your dad's fingers..."

(Apologies to anyone eating breakfast!)

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

Thanks for that.

I think I'll throw the rest of my Muller Fruit Corner away now.

[Matt Vinyl]

So long as you use a spoon, you should be OK.

[Spyder]

ive ate yoghurt without a spoon a few times.. when i forgot to pick one up on the way out of the kitchen...

if i ever do this again, ill think about this thread... and probably throw up..

[Matt Vinyl]

You must admit that even though it does not 'bring up' a very pleasant picture, it's an ultimate insult!

Right, where's me' tub of 'Ski'...

[JG]

When you think about it, what were the odds of getting to that egg?

Then all of us on here got to the egg.

Utterly rigged.

I always told you life was rigged.

[Matt Vinyl]

Agreed, 100% payout for all of us...!