Smash Martins
Smash Martins
Any info on this machine guys? Jus moved into my local!
Gone.But not forgotton 16th Aug 2006..............
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You're right y'know ... I just can't get a very slow, acoustic version performed on the Jools Holland show that I'm sure was performed by the housemartins - ohhh why am I so crap with anything involving memory!Mattb wrote:Birdhouse In Your Soul was actually by They Might Be Giants. What a pedantic sod i am. I love the song though...
'Not to put to fine a point on it, say i'm the only bee in your bonnet'. Class!
Matt
What was this thread about again?
This machine may at times offer a choice where the player has every chance of bankruptcy
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I played Smash Mart'i'ans when it first came out a while back and found it really naff. Certainly not one of Barcrests' best offerings. I hate the way that these style of machines do you in on a 2 or an 11 constantly. Surely the programming could be better and give you a more dodgy number when it doesn't want you to get any further... But I suppose doing that would mean more people collecting smaller wins and thus pushing the 'bigger' wins back?
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
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SM
Unless someone knows otherwise I thought along with megazone this was one of the worst barcrests ever released. Not worth bothering with.
Anyone died off coke mix?
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Mega Zone is nothing compared to this complete pile of shit (even makes The Wheel of Wealth look good). Found Smash Martians for the first time in a Wetherspoons last night, so I thought I'd try it and stuck a £20 in (after keying it to find it just £4 off), and came away with fuck all. Kept killing first gamble on turbo gambles (even 'slipped' off the £1 on one attempt!) and the number reel always started on 2/5 on the feature, and was being a complete arse with the hi-lo gamble giving me stupid numbers when I did get in. On the last credit, I got some super shots and was offered a Win Streak, and as I was about to take it, the fucking machine turned itself off. Complete and utter kak. Should have on it:
NO PRIZE GREATER THAN ZERO POUNDS AND ZERO PENCE CAN BE WON IN ANY ONE GAME.
THIS MACHINE HAS A PAYOUT OF AT MOST 0%
NO PRIZE GREATER THAN ZERO POUNDS AND ZERO PENCE CAN BE WON IN ANY ONE GAME.
THIS MACHINE HAS A PAYOUT OF AT MOST 0%