Drunken Clam
Drunken Clam
I've fallen out with this. At first I thought it was alright. I even had a mega streak in box followed by IM for flat when it first arrived.
However recently if takes ages to give phones back. Say you win £5 on the phones. That'll be £10 spend on losing gambles that eat the %, then a £4 board, then a £5 board, then a £6 GIGGITY board then a £4 board, don't forget all the losing down then £40 later your bog standard rigged deal, let's play for 10p to £20 in the box please. If you want to spend £300 for your lines then so be it. Flat then no flash just maybe a red money box next board.
The DOB is always lose. Only redeeming features are the old how's your father and the unique lounge Muzak version of the theme tune. Gameplay is so dire and those SFX? The invince is just Stewie talking about poo for ages and all that 'ahoo how unfortunate' soon wears thin. I had to walk over a ton down the other day as I was getting the urge to put it through with a chair. Losing down gambles are a big no no. It's like playing a hot hot hot all those forced wins. 78% doesn't cut it. So a big fuck you to the top boys who have the method and I know there's a method as DOB is now always shit, used to give you a chance. Where's my £15 cashpot first board? Next spin will be red sevens? Dob being fairer, deals on consecutive boards? All this extra stinginess so where's my roll? My back to back mega? 140/210?
Total balls.
However recently if takes ages to give phones back. Say you win £5 on the phones. That'll be £10 spend on losing gambles that eat the %, then a £4 board, then a £5 board, then a £6 GIGGITY board then a £4 board, don't forget all the losing down then £40 later your bog standard rigged deal, let's play for 10p to £20 in the box please. If you want to spend £300 for your lines then so be it. Flat then no flash just maybe a red money box next board.
The DOB is always lose. Only redeeming features are the old how's your father and the unique lounge Muzak version of the theme tune. Gameplay is so dire and those SFX? The invince is just Stewie talking about poo for ages and all that 'ahoo how unfortunate' soon wears thin. I had to walk over a ton down the other day as I was getting the urge to put it through with a chair. Losing down gambles are a big no no. It's like playing a hot hot hot all those forced wins. 78% doesn't cut it. So a big fuck you to the top boys who have the method and I know there's a method as DOB is now always shit, used to give you a chance. Where's my £15 cashpot first board? Next spin will be red sevens? Dob being fairer, deals on consecutive boards? All this extra stinginess so where's my roll? My back to back mega? 140/210?
Total balls.
JG
The bottom half off new bfms is just bank job gold style now, red reels, poxy safe 1-3 wins, loves lose downs etc. The QPS style deal games are a wonder to behold, anything over 20 is nigh on impossible and get this offer from a new one god knows what its called but some alien theme and its got a double DOND style feature on it....
Its 20 blatently in the "box" as both sides have 20 left....
20 or mega left on one side.....
Offer....
£21!!!!!!!
Its 20 blatently in the "box" as both sides have 20 left....
20 or mega left on one side.....
Offer....
£21!!!!!!!
Ah that would be the new Bank Job Gold clone. Total shite. It even kindly informs you 'next board within X spins' or 'next board will open DOND game' which gets so fucking annoying. I forced one and it was literally giving the message every single spin towards the end! POINTLESS!ob wrote:The bottom half off new bfms is just bank job gold style now, red reels, poxy safe 1-3 wins, loves lose downs etc. The QPS style deal games are a wonder to behold, anything over 20 is nigh on impossible and get this offer from a new one god knows what its called but some alien theme and its got a double DOND style feature on it....
Its 20 blatently in the "box" as both sides have 20 left....
20 or mega left on one side.....
Offer....
£21!!!!!!!
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Not really the case.... it's just CWC's like yourself don't know how to play them.Cf wrote:This is exactly what it feels like. They're moving away from the type of machine which can be £100 off deal towards machines which will always offer deal for a reasonable amount, but have a much tighter profile to make up for it. I don't like it.
He isn't right of course, he just thinks he is.