Kesh is in a mood today...have a chocolate bar or a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, your weight loss has obviously made you all stroppy - although you were pretty aggressive before the alleged weight loss.
Well slimming down's got you loads of friends Kesh, as we can see. Pointless dieting when your problem is being prone to a daily lemon overdose. Bitter CUNT!
Lets not confuse bitterness with consternation, I think we're all pissed off with the way things have turned since the raise in Jackpot value: influx in new faces.
With the advent of a low slung Project Cabinets, it's now technically possible to squeeze a turd directly into the coin chute. First to post video evidence wins unanimous approval!
My mission is now to leave a turd somewhere, as vigilante payment to this unfair world. Imagine me as a slightly less physical but equally eloquent 'V' from 'V from Vendetta'. Now which little fuck-slut wants to be my Natalie Portman. I would ruin that!
