Fucking chefs

Had a bad experience on a fruit machine? Discuss it here..
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Ruler of The World
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I had a chef begging me to tell me how I was emptying the Jumpin' Jokers or whatever it was called (the one you emptied on the repeat through Sands of Time), there and then, he saw me get constant hi-lo jackpots take all £250 out, bank it, then take the next £250 out when the manager refilled it manually with the refill key... lol - my biggest ever profit, banked it again too, total profit £550 as it only cost £8 to go! He claimed he 'knew' a player from Portsmouth, I said "Ask him then!"
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Chef are just as bad as players if not worse, So why arnt they barred?
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I'd stop worrying about bar/kitchen staff anyway, it's the men in black jackets with the earpieces that'll probably cause you more hassle.
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Post by silent g »

the chef in the bull dartford knows how to blast a flicker!
had a few nosey chefs before, but whoever told this fucker the blast obv didnt think that this twat is probably going to search out more in the rest of his hits.
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Blast a flicker. Quality!
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Post by Roll_With_It_Russ »

bowie wrote:I can assure you I'm not on minimum wage, also, if you ever came into a place where I work with a decent machine, rest assured you'd get fuck all out it.

I can't believe any decent chef would be proud to annouce they work in a establishment with a machine.
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Not every pub that does food in the country buys there food in frozen.
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Post by Roll_With_It_Russ »

bowie wrote:Not every pub that does food in the country buys there food in frozen.
really?
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Post by bowie »

Really.
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*Dr. Evil voice*


REALLY!
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hungry horse defo uses fresh veg round here, they only got a quizzer though.
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I know plenty of pubs that serve really nice restaurant standard food. Not all of them have a machine but a few do.
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Post by bowie »

To be fair any place that lets there chefs stand in the bar and watch people play the fruit is clearly not well managed in the slightest, I bet there all in grubby whites aswell.
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Some chefs i've seen i would'nt even order a packet crisps from!
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Post by Ruler of The World »

Was just thinking about this thread's title and how it could be interpreted VERY differently!

Anyone fucked a female chef from a pub??? Would surely be a more entertaining read than the current drivel.
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