After being somewhat off *************** for the last 6-7weeks - I ventured out with a small float. Around £6-£7, I knew it would happen and I would SAY CUM to the lady of the night.
£18 up on the £5 extremes in West London and already that ************** is looking promising.
£10 later I demo`d what Ahmed wouldn`t want you to define as "LUCK" and 210`d an unshakable , followed by a bit of swifty 18/21/15 on the middle dozen and before you know it I am into 1300 territory.
£10 darts touranement and I do a 11 darter, 47 seconds - not legend but it RAISES THE ROOF with me and I`m on it. Theres 6 games left before the claim - I do a side bet with a local and to cut a long story short - make another score.
At the poin now ts sweet.
All that profit into a sinking roulette ship and several CRAZY JOE phone calls later I`m crazily drunk, POO`d up and wasted.
I`m now doing washing/cleaning after the worst puke up/ DIO REA sesh ever.
I cracked open a vintage bottle of KIWI LIME 2020 - hi VILLLLLLLL!
Anyways -
IM PUTTING
RAISES THE ROOF
back into vocab
update:!
bored now , well i went online to swazzle some cash and ended up with 1350 for a cash arrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt
LOST THE LOT ON 1 SPINDDLE.
BOLL -HARRRRRRRRRRRL OOOEKN (STREETFIGHER TURBO) OX.
i hate gambling when i feel like this
/WANKY WOO
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