The day so far...

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The day so far...

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To start the day, I played a machine in a snooker club. Got the pot.
Then I've got a tucked unit in a chippy. Totally battered it.
Next up a five pounder in a laundrette. Cleaned up.
Then I slipped over in a butter factory before the next hit. Luckily I dropped the lot.
Things took a turn for the worse, I messed up on the ? Whilst listening to some dub step. It was a Skrillex continu.
I played a Star Wars whilst enduring a bout of loud flatulence. Ripped it.
Finally a Triple in a chip shop. It was telling me cash or bust would be Jackpot Deal but instead it landed on a pound. It was a chip cob.

Sorry. Can anyone do better?
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Oh my
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I went to play deal. Broke. Someone must be doingthem.
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Post by Roll_With_It_Russ »

Lost the cred with chip shop locations

I remember when a kebab shop had.... caskattack old ver, addams family, cashanova to name a few

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Post by Roll_With_It_Russ »

Lost the cred with chip shop locations

I remember when a kebab shop had.... caskattack old ver, addams family, cashanova to name a few

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Days = Poor mans 'games'
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Elsie partridge
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umbongo - whens that funeral again could do with a laff
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Pokerkingqueen
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aha - its the pink panther!!!!
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PokerKingQueen?! Oh the memories!

I was on a break from my shift at the cutlery factory, so popped in the bookies for a flutter. Spooned the lot.
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
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PokerKingQueen?! Oh the memories!

I was on a break from my shift at the cutlery factory, so popped in the bookies for a flutter. Spooned the lot.
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
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Post by trayhop123 »

Chip cob lol
Little discipline = BIG issue

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