Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:50 pm**

To start the day, I played a machine in a snooker club. Got the pot.
Then I've got a tucked unit in a chippy. Totally battered it.
Next up a five pounder in a laundrette. Cleaned up.
Then I slipped over in a butter factory before the next hit. Luckily I dropped the lot.
Things took a turn for the worse, I messed up on the ? Whilst listening to some dub step. It was a Skrillex continu.
I played a Star Wars whilst enduring a bout of loud flatulence. Ripped it.
Finally a Triple in a chip shop. It was telling me cash or bust would be Jackpot Deal but instead it landed on a pound. It was a chip cob.

Sorry. Can anyone do better?

Posted: **Mon Jan 04, 2016 4:37 pm**

Oh my

Posted: **Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:57 pm**

I went to play deal. Broke. Someone must be doingthem.

Posted: **Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:49 pm**

Lost the cred with chip shop locations

I remember when a kebab shop had.... caskattack old ver, addams family, cashanova to name a few

days

Posted: **Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:50 pm**

Lost the cred with chip shop locations

I remember when a kebab shop had.... caskattack old ver, addams family, cashanova to name a few

days

Posted: **Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:30 pm**

Days = Poor mans 'games'

Posted: **Tue Jan 05, 2016 5:09 pm**

Elsie partridge

Posted: **Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:54 pm**

umbongo - whens that funeral again could do with a laff

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:08 am**

Pokerkingqueen

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:09 am**

aha - its the pink panther!!!!

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:10 pm**

PokerKingQueen?! Oh the memories!

I was on a break from my shift at the cutlery factory, so popped in the bookies for a flutter. Spooned the lot.

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:10 pm**

PokerKingQueen?! Oh the memories!

I was on a break from my shift at the cutlery factory, so popped in the bookies for a flutter. Spooned the lot.

Posted: **Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:47 am**

Chip cob lol

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