Fruit Machine Chat

Let me teach you for free and answer your questions. Whats the catch ? none what so ever. Well there is one (theres allways a catch) All you need to do is download crazypoker the site i play. I can tell you now ,You will be looked after like no other site.They have done things for me (only joined 1 month ago) that ladbrokes have not done in 6 years. I have even had an invite to london later this month for a night out it reads as follows .. Fine dining, music, theatre and luxurious surroundings in the bustling heart of the UK is what we would like to offer you for One Night in London!



You and the partner of your choice are invited to come stay with the VIP team from Vegas Partner Lounge at the Radisson Edwardian Berkshire Hotel on either the 22nd or 23rd of August 2008. http://www.radissonedwardian.co.uk/berkshire.htmll



Let us treat you to a fancy dinner in Soho followed by an exciting Theatre production! For the night owls we are happy to jazz things up with a few night caps before retiring for the evening.

To end off your stay in London you are welcome to join us for a hearty breakfast at the hotel the following morning.



Please RSVP as soon as you can letting me know which date you would like to join us so that we can make the necessary arrangements for you and your partner
Thats preety amazing if you ask me. I never got that in 6 years with lads unless you raked thousands a month. So what you got to lose ? Nothing !! infact you can join up with $10 free. no deposit. NO CATCHES. Let me teach you on msn free. I want to give somthing back to crazypoker and i think this is the ideal way. They get more punters. You get free lessons one on one and i get commision. So every one is a winner. I just started a blog so you can follow my progress. I am a winning player have been for last 5 years on ladbrokes. I can tell you now the poker site is full of scandies and are completely reckless. and this is the Main subject i will be teaching you how to hit these very loose donks . P.s i hope this isnt treated as spam ? If so be my guest and take this off. my blog is http://smallstakespokerpro.blogspot.com/ Look forward to any questions and remember this is first time iv tried anything like this.

£50 says nobody will take you up on it

bigv038 wrote:£50 says nobody will take you up on it

Deal . Oh by the way you owe me £100. I have 2 pupils :P I will take a max of 20. Im not surprised that this is going to be popular. Why learn the hard way and lose all your dosh ? When you can learn with me and WIN at same time :P

fruitypie wrote:

bigv038 wrote:£50 says nobody will take you up on it

Deal . Oh by the way you owe me £100. I have 2 pupils :P I will take a max of 20. Im not surprised that this is going to be popular. Why learn the hard way and lose all your dosh ? When you can learn with me and WIN at same time :P

I never said £50 per person!

fruitypie do you play stts/mtts or just cash tableS?

jg i play just about anything. Cash tables is my main profit tho. 50/1 and 1/2 nl. I hardly play multis but when i do,I allways seem to do well in them. But its the time factor for multis. Im so busy and four hours or more is to long for me sadly. As for sng i will have periods of playing them if i get bored on cash tables. I play 10 seaters or 6 seater sng from $20 to $100 . NONE of them turbo bollocks tho.

i should of said when i do now play multis i play ones with about 100 runners or less from $20 rebuys up to $250 freezeouts. The last time i played a multi i played a 20 rebuy when i 1st joined this new poker site. it was 7am in morning start and i won it and next day i came 7th I got 905 bucks and about 170 next day.I aint played a multi since lol / Perhaps i should play them more ?

Fantastic, what's your username on Ladbrokes? Mine's Streaky_2s, although I don't play there much, more over at Hills. Sounds like you're doing alright on the poker.

JG wrote:Fantastic, what's your username on Ladbrokes? Mine's Streaky_2s, although I don't play there much, more over at Hills. Sounds like you're doing alright on the poker.

I have not played on lads since june, I got fed up of customer service and the promos stcked heavily in favour of the hardcore rakebackers. In fact last multi i played on lads i came 2nd in the saturday big one which was 20k multi. i got $4.8k (i defo should play more multis) username was ellise which was my brothers account. But im now playing at crazypoker on the microgaming network. allias there is thumperabbit. I have got an amazing rakeback deal with them which i know cannot be beaten by any site unless your raking 20k+ a month. My 1st month has just passed and i raked 11k and i am on %57 :P ANYONE know whos geting more rakeback ? (i doubt it) So now you see where i am coming from in trying to pay the site back for treating me like a VIP. Its bloody awsome being treated this way.I have requested about 10 different things in last month.And i have been sorted on every one and a bit more . Jg how much rake back you get ? i mean on lads you had to get 5000 points upwards and over 25k i think to get %30 which is a joke. When i was on hills 2 years ago i got %50 but that dropped to %37 after a crypto block or somthing. So what you on at hills now ? p.s i will happily teach you or even let you watch me play. Or anyone else for that matter.

ill teach everyone how to find internet porn if they want... 20 pupils max...

go to http://www.redtube.com

there... easy.... now be good and make sure only 20 of you follow that link

oh, yeah main point of my reply, i know someone who plays poker online and gets a few free t-shirts sent to him every now and again! is this a good "rakeback" deal??


and if that isnt good enough, he gets a free wsop placement, and a free holiday to vegas over christmas time, last year he said he didnt want vegas, so they sent him and 9 mates on a cruise....

why're you advertising this site? do you get a bonus for people following that link and signing up? hmmmmmmmm

there we are look: ?btag=w22439c427p001b472


how much is the bonus?

Yes i get commision for every person that joins As STATED in 1st post. And i also added in 1st post i hope this is not treated as spam. I hope this answer"s Your questions sir ? If not then dont hesitate to post again.

one more question,

what qualifies you to teach anyone how to play poker?

Yeah, as Spyder says and I'm not buying any of this, I'm off to chat to my associate, Adyb, from fruit emu. I think I might link him up to this thread and see what his shrewd advice will be, yes let's do that now...



Edit: That's one hornet's nest that doesn't need stirring. Soon I'm going to release a super dead Cabin Fever RAM into the ether there and do a silly story about 'pikey Chandler' emptying it and see what happens. There have been a lot of 'super happy' RAM challenges, I think it's due a 'super dead' RAM challenge soon, don't you?

JG wrote:Yeah, as Spyder says and I'm not buying any of this, I'm off to chat to my associate, Adyb, from fruit emu. I think I might link him up to this thread and see what his shrewd advice will be, yes let's do that now...



Edit: That's one hornet's nest that doesn't need stirring. Soon I'm going to release a super dead Cabin Fever RAM into the ether there and do a silly story about 'pikey Chandler' emptying it and see what happens. There have been a lot of 'super happy' RAM challenges, I think it's due a 'super dead' RAM challenge soon, don't you?

I think you need to get out a little bit more. Anyway let me clear a couple of things for you jg. I am not involved in the adyb arguments. It was all my sisters doing. Also my sister has now left home ready for college in sept. And my dad cleared the matter up with ady himself. So lets get this straight my dad is fruitypie on mecca . i am fruitypie here both accounts were set up by sister. But as not to confuse you anymore jg.I am now creating a new username so i can move on . Can you move on ? no bloop blooopppp