Fruit Machine Chat

Hi there. I just thought I'd drop by to tell you all how my luck is going with on line poker. I have to say that for a while now I haven't suffered a bad beat or indeed had any reason to moan about rigged deals or fishy plays that always get paid off. My heart beat has remained stable and my blood vessels have just begun to shrink to normal size so that my face doesn't look like one giant hemorrhoid. I'm far more stable at dinner parties and can actually talk to other guests without grinding my teeth whilst considering last night's bad beat tales of woe. There's a simple and straightforward strategy that I have adopted that has brought about this revolutionary change. I'll try and summarise it for you in as few a words as possible. Basically........ I don't play on line poker any more.

Same as me then,no more online.
But I did play live other week for first time in years.
I finished with a badbeat..................................................................Its all rigged

Live is certainly mmore rigged but thats down to the standard being far poorer.