Fruit Machine Chat

put £80 through this on saturday to force the top from backing got the top paid £50 at which the landlord came over and switched it off wasnt happy and left pub my friend informed me 5 minutes after i was out the door he switched it back on and proceeded to take £50 out for 2 or 3 quid in.BASTARD

I would of just said.... "watch me move".

very big guy and a bully with it would have beat me up if i said much not first time he has done this but first time to me probably take about 4 guys to put the cunt down

next time you go there bring some mates with you then.

That is why I always carry a syringe containing 10ml of a highly lipid soluble tropane alkaloid derived fluid that even if injected subcutaneosly acts in seconds. It essentially paralyses all voluntary (skeletal) muscle action. It won't kill the guy, but the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Unless you jab it in his gluts (not so much blood flow) it'll work in seconds, so jab, run and return. There's a ceiling level of antagonist action, so in reality you only need 0.1ml of liquid. Best area is actually 'in the arse' as rectal blood perfusion is quite good. Abdomen is fine, testicles/penis ok, but can cause permanent damage to genitals - so be careful. Arm/leg (preferable side of thigh, not lateral to quadriceps) is ok.

I know some players who now carry TASER guns in case of problem. These are usually gangs of 3+ and to be fair they're usually not 'playing' as such.

The tropane alkaloid derivative is darn useful though. I've only had to use it once against a group of crackheads who were getting very threatening. To be honest I don't bother with clique pubs/dodgy pubs/crack pubs/Smack pubs anymore. Usually you're betting hoping you just 'timed it right' in your local Weatherspoons.

I still carry the syringe and have modified it somewhat to fire at short range. Great for disabling pesky publicans, jobsworth jerks and crazy crackheads.

He'll be paralysed but be really, really angry in his mind. What you do to milk the situation is up to you....

It also has a great short half life, so the only evidence will be one needle entry and witness statements.

wouldnt like to get you annoyed streakypoos

that is out of order :x :x :x what pub/area was it lico2??? name and shame em.


i hate bullys, sometimes you have gotta stand up for yourself and not back down, at the very least i would be thinking of a way too get revenge, does'nt have too involve violence.

Superglue the lock to his pub so he has to get a locksmith.

Repeat at random thereafter.

leven in fife

There's a guy called bowie on this board who's from Fife. I work near there too. Maybe the 3 of us should tool up and pay this pub a visit.













Maybe I should mention I'm about 5ft 9, wear glasses, and am built like a pipe cleaner

Built like a pipe-cleaner...

...sounds very much like myself!

get called cyclops myself that skinny i only need one eye

Tell you what boys, you wanna start drinkin those halves of coke you buy, you may put a bit of weight on! :P

To be fair though, nobody in a position of authority should abuse the rules. Absolutely totally and utterly bang out of order, I f*cking hate bullies with a passion, scum of the earth, lico2 if you can't physically hurt him, cost him money. :x

nice plan for what he calls his baby his 4x4 nice and shiny blue at moment