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Is this officially FC's longest topic yet? :D
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Saw the indy in my work top out 4 times today, three 70's and one flat, (two seventys were mine) and i had it sharked for nine hours (can see it from my kitchen), definately has a 350 hopper in it as the changer never went off.

There is definatley profit in these!!
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bowie wrote:Saw the indy in my work top out 4 times today, three 70's and one flat, (two seventys were mine) and i had it sharked for nine hours (can see it from my kitchen), definately has a 350 hopper in it as the changer never went off.

There is definatley profit in these!!
yeah, if ya stalk the fuck out of them!!
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bowie wrote:Saw the indy in my work top out 4 times today, three 70's and one flat, (two seventys were mine) and i had it sharked for nine hours (can see it from my kitchen), definately has a 350 hopper in it as the changer never went off.

There is definatley profit in these!!
Shouldn't be allowed to play them if you work there. Can you honestly say you were concentrating on your job??
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bowie wrote:Saw the indy in my work top out 4 times today, three 70's and one flat, (two seventys were mine) and i had it sharked for nine hours (can see it from my kitchen), definately has a 350 hopper in it as the changer never went off.

There is definatley profit in these!!

I have one in Bedford (250/350, dunno) that was backing and I took 70 out of the other day and the note light went off.

I've seen some real weird stuff on Red Gaming note changers over last few weeks (Piggy Bank / Coppa / Hilo / Indy).


As for profit in them. Yes, there is profit in them because joe public CANNOT ever win from them. So as long as some player hasnt just pushed it out, its guaranteed there. But because they have massivly curbed the repeat, most of your profit gets lost to the cash box/%age in recycling.

It is also incredibly slow and boring to play, I hate them.

The annoying thing is, you cannot just bang 30 quid through them refusing boards once 'its almost there' because this kicks the anti-force technology (tm) into overdrive. So you have to painstakingly play every sodding board.

I also tried hilo'ing and not playing the feature-board. After doing nearly 200 in it, it gave me 3 horseshoes for £35 :lol: , so again, Joe public is screwed (amazing how many people dont realise you can play the board when these are first sited in new locations).

The new chip is better for the player if players were rare. Because players are everywhere pumping these machines out, the machine is now pretty much finished. Joe Public and Players alike will hate this machine, play will drop off (as will cashbox) and the machine will crash.

At the minute the cashbox takings will be massivly high because of players recycling JPs (did you know that if you put 35 in and take 35 out of a machine, the landlord makes money? No? Its ok, most landlords dont either) but this will fizzle out.

The other thing is, is that for people that can control their areas you are laughing, you can no longer 'turn up and collect'. I used to goto Leicester and make 5-600 a visit in Jan - Mar, 2-3 times a week, playing purely these units despite the fact other people were doing some of them. Now I havent even been to Leicester for about 3 or so weeks, because I would actually be worried about walking in randomly and playing one !! (that and the fact, most went / barred from others / pictures on the wall :roll: )

What really surprises me, is that Claremont have chipped these big time. AFAIK, this is the only machine they have ever got a bee in their bonnet about !?!?
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Slammer wrote:
The new chip is absolutely fucked.

The 'joe player', CANNOT, EVER, win on this machine. They are absolultely nailed.

The happier it gets, the worse they play. Frequently take 20+ for boards and lose on VERY low wins.

I had one the other day, that needed to pay out so badly, but you couldnt win a gamble... what did it do? Drop a jackpot in on the bottom reels with ADD CASH arrows. How much do you think it went for? 50? 70? 105? £150?... nope. 35.

The only good thing about the new chip, is it doesnt matter how bad a state its in (or good), you rarely put more than 120 in for the first jackpot so you dont need to carry big floats anymore.

Ive noticed even the chefs have given up playing them now...
This is really strange as although I've been warned about various horrific programs (try the only bullet point being at £35!) I've never really seen any - occasionally one will mess me around and there are obv several chips but nothing which is truly out of the ordinary, and I'm playing tons of these every day.

I hope the chefs do give up on playing them, shouldn't be allowed. They are a fucking problem.
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sir ratholer wrote:
bowie wrote:Saw the indy in my work top out 4 times today, three 70's and one flat, (two seventys were mine) and i had it sharked for nine hours (can see it from my kitchen), definately has a 350 hopper in it as the changer never went off.

There is definatley profit in these!!
Shouldn't be allowed to play them if you work there. Can you honestly say you were concentrating on your job??

Can someone please tell me, what the Fuck is the fascination with people that work in Pub Kitchens and Fruit Machines? It appears to me, if you are a cook / dishwasher, then you HAVE to be interested in fruit machines. I have noticed this since £10 jackpots hit the pubs - always been the same.

If I spot a cook watching me, I really goto town making it look like Ive lost on it with a few gentle blows to the glass, slap the buttons, perfectly timed mutterings when he walks past and so on, literally praying that he does his absolute nuts in it. It is something that REALLY, REALLY gets on my goat.

The absolute fuckign worst, is when you walk into a pub for doors and have to wait for the bastard staff to get OFF the fucking machine before you can play it, or the thing aint backing and you know its been refilled.

WANKERS!!!
Bollocks to all you idiots!

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what the Fuck is the fascination with people that work in Pub Kitchens and Fruit Machines? It appears to me, if you are a cook / dishwasher, then you HAVE to be interested in fruit machines. I have noticed this since £10 jackpots hit the pubs - always been the same.
Ha, that is so true! I got into the game via a 'chef' that used to be mad about the £10 jackers! :lol:
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sir ratholer wrote:
Slammer wrote:
The new chip is absolutely fucked.

The 'joe player', CANNOT, EVER, win on this machine. They are absolultely nailed.

The happier it gets, the worse they play. Frequently take 20+ for boards and lose on VERY low wins.

I had one the other day, that needed to pay out so badly, but you couldnt win a gamble... what did it do? Drop a jackpot in on the bottom reels with ADD CASH arrows. How much do you think it went for? 50? 70? 105? £150?... nope. 35.

The only good thing about the new chip, is it doesnt matter how bad a state its in (or good), you rarely put more than 120 in for the first jackpot so you dont need to carry big floats anymore.

Ive noticed even the chefs have given up playing them now...
This is really strange as although I've been warned about various horrific programs (try the only bullet point being at £35!) I've never really seen any - occasionally one will mess me around and there are obv several chips but nothing which is truly out of the ordinary, and I'm playing tons of these every day.

I hope the chefs do give up on playing them, shouldn't be allowed. They are a fucking problem.

Although you play loads, are they in the same sort of Geographic area? Potentially that depot just aint chipped em.

Believe me, you cant fail to see the difference when you encounter them. I know you know the score and have played em for months ;-) so can only presume your area has escaped for some reason (who knows, maybe even a bent engineer?).

All the programs could 'take the piss' at times, but its nothing compared to these.

Ive still only ever seen 1x 105 top as well on this program. They seem to streak now really rather than dump. Like you'll get a Red Temple, take it, £35... next board, first exchange (be it on a quid off a bullet or £4), first spin, Red Temple, £35.... next board will be the same again, or dead and you've just lost your £12 profit getting on the board. :lol:
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Oh and once its JP ready - dont even think about touching that Bonus button, just gamble the 4/7/9 instead as the programming has to give the chest cos it needs to pay the JP, but because you've already eliminated the chest, it has to kill you 90% of the time.

Absolutely ingenious programming.

Only thing theyve fixed, is the "Skill Questionmark" no longer kills you on a £1 all the time, as they've FINALLY realised its pretty much useless and nothing to be scared of.
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Only thing theyve fixed, is the "Skill Questionmark" no longer kills you on a £1 all the time, as they've FINALLY realised its pretty much useless and nothing to be scared of.
Ah yes, that was tedious. As you say, it'll just give you a 6 and blow you out straight after anyway. Good thinking about the bonus gamble there - it does indeed seem to be the case...
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sir ratholer wrote:
bowie wrote:Saw the indy in my work top out 4 times today, three 70's and one flat, (two seventys were mine) and i had it sharked for nine hours (can see it from my kitchen), definately has a 350 hopper in it as the changer never went off.

There is definatley profit in these!!
Shouldn't be allowed to play them if you work there. Can you honestly say you were concentrating on your job??
It was before i started. Perks of the job that staff WILL play the machines before and after hours, deal with it.
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Slammer wrote:
sir ratholer wrote:
bowie wrote:Saw the indy in my work top out 4 times today, three 70's and one flat, (two seventys were mine) and i had it sharked for nine hours (can see it from my kitchen), definately has a 350 hopper in it as the changer never went off.

There is definatley profit in these!!
Shouldn't be allowed to play them if you work there. Can you honestly say you were concentrating on your job??

Can someone please tell me, what the Fuck is the fascination with people that work in Pub Kitchens and Fruit Machines? It appears to me, if you are a cook / dishwasher, then you HAVE to be interested in fruit machines. I have noticed this since £10 jackpots hit the pubs - always been the same.

If I spot a cook watching me, I really goto town making it look like Ive lost on it with a few gentle blows to the glass, slap the buttons, perfectly timed mutterings when he walks past and so on, literally praying that he does his absolute nuts in it. It is something that REALLY, REALLY gets on my goat.

The absolute fuckign worst, is when you walk into a pub for doors and have to wait for the bastard staff to get OFF the fucking machine before you can play it, or the thing aint backing and you know its been refilled.

WANKERS!!!
I can almost taste the resentment, it's great, i know exactly when and how much each machine in my pub has been filled, i'll also know wether the mutterings and button hammering are genuine or not.
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i work in a kitchen, and i play machines... but you're welcome to come and play them as i dont touch the ones at work...
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bowie wrote:
sir ratholer wrote:
bowie wrote:Saw the indy in my work top out 4 times today, three 70's and one flat, (two seventys were mine) and i had it sharked for nine hours (can see it from my kitchen), definately has a 350 hopper in it as the changer never went off.

There is definatley profit in these!!
Shouldn't be allowed to play them if you work there. Can you honestly say you were concentrating on your job??
It was before i started. Perks of the job that staff WILL play the machines before and after hours, deal with it.
I do deal with it. From doing the machine relentlessly (to be fair I do this with every site tho) or by reporting staff to chain head offices (sure it must be against company policy). Although all pub staff must be lifetime down on fruits (if they weren't, then they'd be playing fulltime - I'm pretty sure pub workers don't do it for job satisfaction unless they hate themselves) they are still fucking annoying as they kill the value for no financial gain on either side.
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