oar and kings ransom
You sure? I'm almost certain JG didn't get made into a £35'er, as OAR came out afterwards and was a carbon copy clone really, and that was the one to get upgraded. They all have to have 50p too, and can't see them recalling an old 2004/5 machine for that.
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My ears are burning.
I never saw a £35 version of myself, but I did see a few £35 OARs that someone was ROWing in a ShowBOAT at the time. I got WEIRy of watching and FORD better of hanging around, WATER waste of time. I made a RAPIDs exist and fluked trip aces on the RIVER before PUNTing off to another PLAICE.
Just felt like doing some shitty puns, deal with it.
£25 OAR is not a machine I rate very highly. Probably doesn't help that I have two nearby that are on 70% and very rarely there.
I suppose I should actually go and play something now. Left it a bit late today.
I never saw a £35 version of myself, but I did see a few £35 OARs that someone was ROWing in a ShowBOAT at the time. I got WEIRy of watching and FORD better of hanging around, WATER waste of time. I made a RAPIDs exist and fluked trip aces on the RIVER before PUNTing off to another PLAICE.
Just felt like doing some shitty puns, deal with it.
£25 OAR is not a machine I rate very highly. Probably doesn't help that I have two nearby that are on 70% and very rarely there.
I suppose I should actually go and play something now. Left it a bit late today.
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I'd make a complaint to the complaint's department. It's wrong isn't it? Wrong. I know there's no law as such, but for the sake of fuck, what evil, twisted, psychopathic fucknonce thought of £13 for a board, higher than a three to a two?
There need to be ethical guidelines imposed now. No more than £10 for a board and if it has to take that obscenely long for a board then it must be £6 at least that is available and lots of hi/lo, swap, skill, nudge genuine on the edge of your seat action.
None of this oh I need 9 nudges for mixed boxes which might give money belt for £2, but oh dear, blue 7s are 8 nudges off, I'm not even getting those boxes unless I guess it gives respin then I might win something, but I just know it's not happy enough for £15 because it just isn't.
What other red can gamble to £25 on numbers that ain't 1 or 12 and still be £100 off proper redding? Don't get smart and say something new. OAR is rubbish. It was never reddy in The Goose either. p1 wiyb full and OAR never reddy. OAR is an unisnspiring red. That one which I won't say but is a clone of <<Hac a hack>> (mumbly) is miles better.
It's a pain not being allowed to be cryptic. Aaaaaawaaaaaa ooh my backs gone again and the karaoke has stopped all of a sudden. Can I be cryptic now please? You have not yet given permision for cryptology and I feel the need for writing some one liners with a little winky smiley after them.
Whilst we're on the subject, wtf is up with Monopoly Road to Riches? It is next to a sqial which was sqialling from the off and cost tennis (£10ish) for Mooga Stroke. So it was there basically, it was there yeah?
Anyway the RtR, it wasn't full or nuffink but the other quarter wanted to play it, as squails can take a while. £8 in for blatent £2 board, collect £2. £1 in for entry, first car at £3....gamble thing first go.....?......Game over. Sacked it off. You just know, you just know, it's £30 worth of £2 boards before you see a car. What obscene, obscure rip is that? Don't say bone squasher or LOTR clone. Who or how or what or why is it so dead? I know it's Leisure stink 72% poo zone (as is the sqial), but why oh why so dead? Can someone PM me the top secret rip for getting jackpot when it's £5 ready. You can't rip it BM, you can't. Don't say Stack Attack off washing lines either. It only shows when that bit is there. I believe SA off lines is always the proper isn't it? Like a proper whistle. May only be £40, but there you go. Free anyway, so it wouldn't dead it. What's the rip? Any of you youngsters know it?
I promise to delete all posts correcting your spelling or calling you a chav if you can PM me this rip. Doesn't hoooper solder enough to maybe warrant a what? First gamble can kill, and jackpot probably wouldn't be there on the stair. TC can be £10 when buzzing up, but blocks at £3 doesn't it when it needs to eh? Is it something wierd I've overlooked, what's that feature to the right of Super Streak? Cash run. I know High 5 is five Kos for £2.50 but cash run, it's a step down and add number values isn't it? On red what is different? Can I hold the reels? I don't think so, reckon I tried it ages ago. It's just red as you get a red cash value which offers a repeat chance for £1 or £1.50.
What is this rip? BM I'm looking at you. Remember we're not talking top features or owt or all cars.
Everything else was ok. Oh yeah two grannies on The Golden Girls. Third one she gets a nudge and has xXo, it offers a hold and she holds xX.....doesn't drop but amazing she then jams a two bar, a £103 whoop and a flat pancake bar game with some random xXx on the bottom to leave it stone. I wonder how much she put in? Anyway, not even worth The BFK jumping on that now. They're the 'keep playing until I know I've had value, even though I don't even take hold after nudges or know about three time holds' type GALA bingo type granny players. That's why, because of that granny hardcore elite, you walk into any Gala and play blind, stuff such as Red Hot Roll, Crazy Fruits, 24 Carat the 25 Monops YOU WILL GET STUNG.
4 reel DOND £25 jackpot seems super popular. Cash Attack chipped just sitting there with 7(2) O(2) 7 on the reels at 5pm. Strange as it likes to give a board within a fiver and then reveal it's true colours with a £20 board. People must love Noel Edmonds standing there with his hands on his hips possibly about to announce "I want you to get a lot of money".
I can't say any more. The rest is top secret.
Apart from I've poo pooed a stupid theory I had on RKs. Played a 4 dinger out today and ebded up losing £32. Was a mild dent, I know the PMK would have bashed it with a K at least. Cycled £300ish through, so must have actually got %, helped that three monsters on Python paid £30. Wowser. Slight diversion. Forty for some £10 wins for forty about to quit as the triple dinger disappeared and then became a four dinger. Long story short had four four dingers until a five dinger came came for one fat King Rolo for a red red red....wioooooop DOOOSH. Only one carpet each time. Had a two carpets for £40ish. Must just behave. Will no longer play this game, no more than strictly £1 anyway. It's errr random anyway isn't it? RANDOM.
Some other ready dials and a Snakez was full. News flash, full machine in city centre pub at 4pm. Got a top for £5 in. Think it was still there(ish) but milked for a bit. No dials in centre. Cluedo tricky. Banker on its arse. I had a quick quiz, as the first thing you want when you're about £45 up on a Snakez is a quiz. I won my £1 back then played that chav game with the coffee and bowled out early.
There's a Big Reds in Maygor services, someone was asking for locations earlier. That's about it. BFK if you're on just drop us a PM to say roughly whereabouts you are....
There need to be ethical guidelines imposed now. No more than £10 for a board and if it has to take that obscenely long for a board then it must be £6 at least that is available and lots of hi/lo, swap, skill, nudge genuine on the edge of your seat action.
None of this oh I need 9 nudges for mixed boxes which might give money belt for £2, but oh dear, blue 7s are 8 nudges off, I'm not even getting those boxes unless I guess it gives respin then I might win something, but I just know it's not happy enough for £15 because it just isn't.
What other red can gamble to £25 on numbers that ain't 1 or 12 and still be £100 off proper redding? Don't get smart and say something new. OAR is rubbish. It was never reddy in The Goose either. p1 wiyb full and OAR never reddy. OAR is an unisnspiring red. That one which I won't say but is a clone of <<Hac a hack>> (mumbly) is miles better.
It's a pain not being allowed to be cryptic. Aaaaaawaaaaaa ooh my backs gone again and the karaoke has stopped all of a sudden. Can I be cryptic now please? You have not yet given permision for cryptology and I feel the need for writing some one liners with a little winky smiley after them.
Whilst we're on the subject, wtf is up with Monopoly Road to Riches? It is next to a sqial which was sqialling from the off and cost tennis (£10ish) for Mooga Stroke. So it was there basically, it was there yeah?
Anyway the RtR, it wasn't full or nuffink but the other quarter wanted to play it, as squails can take a while. £8 in for blatent £2 board, collect £2. £1 in for entry, first car at £3....gamble thing first go.....?......Game over. Sacked it off. You just know, you just know, it's £30 worth of £2 boards before you see a car. What obscene, obscure rip is that? Don't say bone squasher or LOTR clone. Who or how or what or why is it so dead? I know it's Leisure stink 72% poo zone (as is the sqial), but why oh why so dead? Can someone PM me the top secret rip for getting jackpot when it's £5 ready. You can't rip it BM, you can't. Don't say Stack Attack off washing lines either. It only shows when that bit is there. I believe SA off lines is always the proper isn't it? Like a proper whistle. May only be £40, but there you go. Free anyway, so it wouldn't dead it. What's the rip? Any of you youngsters know it?
I promise to delete all posts correcting your spelling or calling you a chav if you can PM me this rip. Doesn't hoooper solder enough to maybe warrant a what? First gamble can kill, and jackpot probably wouldn't be there on the stair. TC can be £10 when buzzing up, but blocks at £3 doesn't it when it needs to eh? Is it something wierd I've overlooked, what's that feature to the right of Super Streak? Cash run. I know High 5 is five Kos for £2.50 but cash run, it's a step down and add number values isn't it? On red what is different? Can I hold the reels? I don't think so, reckon I tried it ages ago. It's just red as you get a red cash value which offers a repeat chance for £1 or £1.50.
What is this rip? BM I'm looking at you. Remember we're not talking top features or owt or all cars.
Everything else was ok. Oh yeah two grannies on The Golden Girls. Third one she gets a nudge and has xXo, it offers a hold and she holds xX.....doesn't drop but amazing she then jams a two bar, a £103 whoop and a flat pancake bar game with some random xXx on the bottom to leave it stone. I wonder how much she put in? Anyway, not even worth The BFK jumping on that now. They're the 'keep playing until I know I've had value, even though I don't even take hold after nudges or know about three time holds' type GALA bingo type granny players. That's why, because of that granny hardcore elite, you walk into any Gala and play blind, stuff such as Red Hot Roll, Crazy Fruits, 24 Carat the 25 Monops YOU WILL GET STUNG.
4 reel DOND £25 jackpot seems super popular. Cash Attack chipped just sitting there with 7(2) O(2) 7 on the reels at 5pm. Strange as it likes to give a board within a fiver and then reveal it's true colours with a £20 board. People must love Noel Edmonds standing there with his hands on his hips possibly about to announce "I want you to get a lot of money".
I can't say any more. The rest is top secret.
Apart from I've poo pooed a stupid theory I had on RKs. Played a 4 dinger out today and ebded up losing £32. Was a mild dent, I know the PMK would have bashed it with a K at least. Cycled £300ish through, so must have actually got %, helped that three monsters on Python paid £30. Wowser. Slight diversion. Forty for some £10 wins for forty about to quit as the triple dinger disappeared and then became a four dinger. Long story short had four four dingers until a five dinger came came for one fat King Rolo for a red red red....wioooooop DOOOSH. Only one carpet each time. Had a two carpets for £40ish. Must just behave. Will no longer play this game, no more than strictly £1 anyway. It's errr random anyway isn't it? RANDOM.
Some other ready dials and a Snakez was full. News flash, full machine in city centre pub at 4pm. Got a top for £5 in. Think it was still there(ish) but milked for a bit. No dials in centre. Cluedo tricky. Banker on its arse. I had a quick quiz, as the first thing you want when you're about £45 up on a Snakez is a quiz. I won my £1 back then played that chav game with the coffee and bowled out early.
There's a Big Reds in Maygor services, someone was asking for locations earlier. That's about it. BFK if you're on just drop us a PM to say roughly whereabouts you are....
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JG wrote:I'd make a complaint to the complaint's department. It's wrong isn't it? Wrong. I know there's no law as such, but for the sake of fuck, what evil, twisted, psychopathic fucknonce thought of £13 for a board, higher than a three to a two?
There need to be ethical guidelines imposed now. No more than £10 for a board and if it has to take that obscenely long for a board then it must be £6 at least that is available and lots of hi/lo, swap, skill, nudge genuine on the edge of your seat action.
None of this oh I need 9 nudges for mixed boxes which might give money belt for £2, but oh dear, blue 7s are 8 nudges off, I'm not even getting those boxes unless I guess it gives respin then I might win something, but I just know it's not happy enough for £15 because it just isn't.
What other red can gamble to £25 on numbers that ain't 1 or 12 and still be £100 off proper redding? Don't get smart and say something new. OAR is rubbish. It was never reddy in The Goose either. p1 wiyb full and OAR never reddy. OAR is an unisnspiring red. That one which I won't say but is a clone of <<Hac a hack>> (mumbly) is miles better.
It's a pain not being allowed to be cryptic. Aaaaaawaaaaaa ooh my backs gone again and the karaoke has stopped all of a sudden. Can I be cryptic now please? You have not yet given permision for cryptology and I feel the need for writing some one liners with a little winky smiley after them.
Whilst we're on the subject, wtf is up with Monopoly Road to Riches? It is next to a sqial which was sqialling from the off and cost tennis (£10ish) for Mooga Stroke. So it was there basically, it was there yeah?
Anyway the RtR, it wasn't full or nuffink but the other quarter wanted to play it, as squails can take a while. £8 in for blatent £2 board, collect £2. £1 in for entry, first car at £3....gamble thing first go.....?......Game over. Sacked it off. You just know, you just know, it's £30 worth of £2 boards before you see a car. What obscene, obscure rip is that? Don't say bone squasher or LOTR clone. Who or how or what or why is it so dead? I know it's Leisure stink 72% poo zone (as is the sqial), but why oh why so dead? Can someone PM me the top secret rip for getting jackpot when it's £5 ready. You can't rip it BM, you can't. Don't say Stack Attack off washing lines either. It only shows when that bit is there. I believe SA off lines is always the proper isn't it? Like a proper whistle. May only be £40, but there you go. Free anyway, so it wouldn't dead it. What's the rip? Any of you youngsters know it?
I promise to delete all posts correcting your spelling or calling you a chav if you can PM me this rip. Doesn't hoooper solder enough to maybe warrant a what? First gamble can kill, and jackpot probably wouldn't be there on the stair. TC can be £10 when buzzing up, but blocks at £3 doesn't it when it needs to eh? Is it something wierd I've overlooked, what's that feature to the right of Super Streak? Cash run. I know High 5 is five Kos for £2.50 but cash run, it's a step down and add number values isn't it? On red what is different? Can I hold the reels? I don't think so, reckon I tried it ages ago. It's just red as you get a red cash value which offers a repeat chance for £1 or £1.50.
What is this rip? BM I'm looking at you. Remember we're not talking top features or owt or all cars.
Everything else was ok. Oh yeah two grannies on The Golden Girls. Third one she gets a nudge and has xXo, it offers a hold and she holds xX.....doesn't drop but amazing she then jams a two bar, a £103 whoop and a flat pancake bar game with some random xXx on the bottom to leave it stone. I wonder how much she put in? Anyway, not even worth The BFK jumping on that now. They're the 'keep playing until I know I've had value, even though I don't even take hold after nudges or know about three time holds' type GALA bingo type granny players. That's why, because of that granny hardcore elite, you walk into any Gala and play blind, stuff such as Red Hot Roll, Crazy Fruits, 24 Carat the 25 Monops YOU WILL GET STUNG.
4 reel DOND £25 jackpot seems super popular. Cash Attack chipped just sitting there with 7(2) O(2) 7 on the reels at 5pm. Strange as it likes to give a board within a fiver and then reveal it's true colours with a £20 board. People must love Noel Edmonds standing there with his hands on his hips possibly about to announce "I want you to get a lot of money".
I can't say any more. The rest is top secret.
Apart from I've poo pooed a stupid theory I had on RKs. Played a 4 dinger out today and ebded up losing £32. Was a mild dent, I know the PMK would have bashed it with a K at least. Cycled £300ish through, so must have actually got %, helped that three monsters on Python paid £30. Wowser. Slight diversion. Forty for some £10 wins for forty about to quit as the triple dinger disappeared and then became a four dinger. Long story short had four four dingers until a five dinger came came for one fat King Rolo for a red red red....wioooooop DOOOSH. Only one carpet each time. Had a two carpets for £40ish. Must just behave. Will no longer play this game, no more than strictly £1 anyway. It's errr random anyway isn't it? RANDOM.
Some other ready dials and a Snakez was full. News flash, full machine in city centre pub at 4pm. Got a top for £5 in. Think it was still there(ish) but milked for a bit. No dials in centre. Cluedo tricky. Banker on its arse. I had a quick quiz, as the first thing you want when you're about £45 up on a Snakez is a quiz. I won my £1 back then played that chav game with the coffee and bowled out early.
There's a Big Reds in Maygor services, someone was asking for locations earlier. That's about it. BFK if you're on just drop us a PM to say roughly whereabouts you are....
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