Eastenders

steven · Post by **steven** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:36 pm

Extreme Eddie wrote:I cannot take such a muppet seriously, obviously still got the hump because its been proved a pie can do a ton

LET IT GO
have you read about my manuscript

JG · Post by JG » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:10 pm

Myself, Jackpot George and Extreme Scott are awaiting this fabled, legendary manuscript which has travelled across the Serengeti plains by Wildebeest to the heart of Hoovvnvntry.
Please unravel this beatifully historic item before our very eyes, where a team of antiques experts will examine it for authenticity and finally confirm if a Pie can do a ton on pub settings.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:12 pm

I look forward to being able to gaze upon these magical words in the very near future.

steven · Post by **steven** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:13 pm

FFS

JG · Post by JG » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:27 pm

Sorry to put the pressure on you Steven. I had not thought this through.

I realise you're no pineapple and a manuscript such as the one you describe could only be locked away in a time delay safe so as to avoid any tampering and alterations claming that a Pie could do no more than £98.

Any non yoghurt based humanoid would have the time delay setting at the very minimum of three months incase of long term seige by BWB activists.

Apologies for pressurising you into consulting a monkey hire firm/Andrew (who is not fat or sweaty).

I shall revisit this matter at a time of your choosing Steven.

steven · Post by **steven** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:36 am

JG wrote:Sorry to put the pressure on you Steven. I had not thought this through.

I realise you're no pineapple and a manuscript such as the one you describe could only be locked away in a time delay safe so as to avoid any tampering and alterations claming that a Pie could do no more than £98.

Any non yoghurt based humanoid would have the time delay setting at the very minimum of three months incase of long term seige by BWB activists.

Apologies for pressurising you into consulting a monkey hire firm/Andrew (who is not fat or sweaty).

I shall revisit this matter at a time of your choosing Steven.

oh its coming george the manuscript is coming soon as i figure out how to put it on

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:39 am

Take a photo of a page?

steven · Post by **steven** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:44 am

Cardinal Sin wrote:Take a photo of a page?

i only have an old nokia 5210

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:15 am

if a so called programmer can't manage to suss how to put this "manuscript" up then what hope has the industry got.

either befriend someone with one of those new fangled camera phones,scan it through a printer,or start typing!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:39 pm

or go work for bell fruit :P :P

steven · Post by **steven** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:07 pm

mr lugsy wrote:if a so called programmer can't manage to suss how to put this "manuscript" up then what hope has the industry got.

either befriend someone with one of those new fangled camera phones,scan it through a printer,or start typing!

done!

and i got my photo uploaded incase anyone sees me out and about come and say hello i don't bite

bart

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:46 pm

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:58 pm

oh my god , its a young john goodman .

only playing with ya m8 .

but revealing personal details about yourself opens the ridicule box ,

believe me i know.

and so do my asdas

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:33 pm

and so do my asdas

£2.99?

OK Steven, good to put a face to a name, can we now view this manuscript?

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:40 pm

My next film

harrison2 ford stars in

Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Dead Sea Manuscripts !!!