Fruit Machine Chat

Got a new one today......voice activated.

I shout Country..........It plays Dolly Parton.
I shout Rock..........It plays Guns n' Roses

I was driving through town the other day and some little shits ran out at
me......so I shouted F***ing Kids!!............It played Gary Glitter!!

Haha! Heard this one, but for Michael Jackson. The poor ones are the best ones!

lmfao-poor,sick and yet strangely good