Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:54 am**

is this thread up for sale not many people drinking here! Any ideas on spicing it up ???

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:28 pm**

I reckon Demmerz needs to get his Cellar sorted out, get a decent jukebox, a couple of fruit machines installed and last but not least get stocked up on peanuts.

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:30 am**

I keep posting but very few people look in here..... Look at the stats...

"Very Quiet in the dz bar" Replies 13 Views 70

"Smiley faces" Replies 4 Views 27

"For sale" Replies 2 Views 13

"For Sale!!!! (I think)" Replies 9 Views 49

"World Cup '06 - rules for women" Replies 4 Views 28

And so on......

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:37 pm**

it isnt easy working and being the manager is it DZ ?

Posted: **Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:41 am**

Could do with a bit of decorating in here - there's a few hot-rock holes in the seats, the floor's stained with beer, that light over the pie rack still hasn't been fixed, and the Stella's still off!

It could just be that everyone's out in the Demmerz garden, waiting for the BBQ to be fired up...

Posted: **Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:06 pm**

Yeah everyones outside in the BBQ pull the machines out!

Posted: **Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:24 pm**

Great Idea!!

A bbq at the Demmerz is just what we all need.

Posted: **Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:40 pm**

I'm a veggy (no shit) get the quorn burgers on the go!

Posted: **Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:10 pm**

can i be the token freak who decides it would be a great idea to wrap fruit in foil and bake it?

Posted: **Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:32 pm**

You can be anything you like my friend.

Posted: **Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:57 pm**

jolly good, can you fetch me the sliced lemons from the bar? they'll make a dainty dish. anyone got any apples?

Posted: **Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:43 pm**

Southern Comfort and Lemonade sir?

Posted: **Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:25 pm**

Can I make a polite request that you please put some new tips on the pool ques.

Thanks in advance.

Posted: **Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:38 am**

LOL!!

Best thing for a barbie (non veggie) - is field mushrooms wrapped in bacon, then put in foil and left to nicely cook in the corner of a barb. One of the nicest tastes when they're done just right!

Ooh, and I'll brink some steaks!

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:09 am**

Excuse me landlord I don't think those are field mushrooms he's boiling up in your kettle-ooh look at that a fairy elephant-don't see that every day do you? Nice tea by the way.