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classic simpson's lines
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 12:30 pm
by Istenem
you must have your favourites mine (apologies if quotes are not 100% correct):
ralphie: "oh boy sleep, that's where i'm a viking!"
burns: "gents, lock up your daughters, smithers is on the town"
moe (to flanders after his wife dies): "hit me harder neddy, send me to maud"
ralphie: "me fail English? that's unpossible"
comic book guy: "now go away, we are busy playing for 'title of champion of the world'"
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 12:39 pm
by Matty
Homer: Doh
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 12:48 pm
by Cardinal Sin
Homer: Here's to ALCOHOL, the solution to, and cause of, all life's problems
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 2:37 pm
by Texas Pete
Burns;
(Deep breath........)
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks goooood...........
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.
Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs,
See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my veeeesssst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 2:53 pm
by Demmerz
"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket"
"You don't have to tell me sir"
That cuts in each time I get an e-mail at work
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:40 pm
by Deas92
Treehouse of Horror VI.
Frink: "Here we have a basic square" (Draws sqaure on blackboard)
Chief Wiggum: "Whoa, whoa, slowdown egghead"
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:45 pm
by Cardinal Sin
Chief Wiggum (answering the phone during the lottery draw): "Sorry, wrong number. This is 9,1. er... 2"
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:30 pm
by matt69
HOMER: "HE HE LOOK AT THIS PLACE", (POINTING TO URUGUAY) "YOU ARE GAY"!
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:55 pm
by tka
cardinal richelieu wrote:Chief Wiggum (answering the phone during the lottery draw): "Sorry, wrong number. This is 9,1. er... 2"
Brilliant! I remember that one too.
Also when they are stuck in the nuclear shelter and they have to guess the animal sound Moe make.
There's no such thing as a lady sheep. That's a goat.