spam

[Istenem]

don't know if you all get these but my work email address gets loads of spam from entertaining people who use names like Ernest W Quality.
and i'm a big, big fan of pseudonyms.

some of my favourites have been from
Baseness D Signpost
Doubting O Roadrunner
and Kitty M Jab

i am now well stocked for viagra and penny shares.

[Cardinal Sin]

It's amazing the amount of old friends that have written to me after all these years, enquiring whether I would like to buy some of their very reasonable love p1lls.

Obnoxious G. Watermelon
Desperately I. Chutzpah

and of course, my dear dear friend...

Bendix C. Lubricated