Off-topic chat, talk about whatever you like..
JG
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Posts: 6462 Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:42 pmLocation: England
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by JG Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:56 am
Hi. I'm watching this sex clinic program. Practically everyone is getting split condoms during intercourse. What's going on? This doesn't happen to me - is my penis too tiny?
JG
deadeye
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Posts: 31 Joined: Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:10 pm
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by deadeye Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:45 am
no it just means ur birds got a baggy fanny
tabac
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Posts: 11 Joined: Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:41 am
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by tabac Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:05 pm
just use an old fudge wrapper
streakseims
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Posts: 968 Joined: Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:48 pmLocation: United kingdom
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by streakseims Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:29 pm
Crisp packet
6 million ways to pie....choose 1
Matt Vinyl
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Posts: 7198 Joined: Wed May 11, 2005 6:56 pmLocation: Lost in the outback, Bryan
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by Matt Vinyl Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:44 am
You need to ensure, that when slipping the old purple-headed bitch-splitter into the sausage-wallet, that you keep that sheath on tight!
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
trayhop123
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Posts: 4901 Joined: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:21 pmLocation: leicester
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by trayhop123 Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:55 am
welcome back matt m8
Little discipline = BIG issue
