New Job Vacancy

[JG]

Inter board relations officer

Average annual salary:£0
Conpany car: No
Pension plan: No
Private Healthcare Insurance: No

The warm glowing feeling inside that extreme Fruitchattian factions are having peace talks with extreme Jackpottian factions : Priceless


Dual moderatory controls on both boards: Yes


The candidate must be highly motivated and have previous experience in chatting about fruits on both boards. You will be well versed in dealing with big multinational companies who want you to film lots of gold pots in staged situations and shout 'get the fuck in there sportsfans'! You will have a rapidly expanding portfolio of trucking rigs that have red lights around the cab, making them look like a Grand Golden Game top on 50p stake.

Applicants to apply within

[trayhop123]

is there a uniform provided ? , what are the hours ? and do we get a fit secretary ?

[streakseims]

Alternatively you can write to:

Big boards R us
lucky leprechaun ind est
Skillington
Notts
NG33 4FP